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About Me

I rarely take anything seriouly because there isn't that much serious shit out there. And if you can't laugh, yer sure as hell gonna cry.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

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My Interests

I love to watch movies and lift weights. I like outdoor activities like hiking and camping. I am willing to try anything once, from skydiving to midget wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a midget with a speech impediment. I'd like to meet a clown who spends all his free time watching porn. I'd like to meet a French man who speaks entirely in spanish. I'd like to meet a guy who can yodel in Italian. I'd like to meet someone with a new Chuck Norris fact. I'd like to meet the guy who created velcro. I'd like to meet the kids that won't shut up during the movie, and beat them with a pipe wrench until they are bloody and can't remember what damn day it is.

Music:

If you can think of it, I will listen to it. I have everything from Bethoven to Slipknot, Metallica to Mozart and just about everything Nine Inch Nails has ever done. I am also stuck in the eighties because...I grew up then!!! Flock of Seagulls forever! Well, maybe not that far.

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Movies:

I LOVE MOVIES!!! I love everything from horror to action to drama. I even watch documentaries. But I am not watching Brokeback Mountain. Not because of all the butt sex, but because I hate Ang Lee. Fuck you, you little Chinese prick, Windtalkers sucked. .. width="425" height="350" ....

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Television:

I am not much of a television watcher. I mostly watch the Discovery or History channels. I have been known to watch just about anything...even pro wrestling.

Books:

I read like a fucking maniac. Stephen King and Brian Keene to Jules Verne and H.G. Wells. Newspapers, magazines, it's like fucking crack to me.
You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

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Heroes:

I admire a lot of people for a lot of reasons, but I know only one hero...my dad. Oh, and the guy that puts those little plastic things on the end of shoelaces. He must have job satisfaction.
Unfortunately, you're completely evil. And while
being evil isn't a bad thing, it's unfortunate
because now I have to kill you. There can only
be one and it's going to be me.

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My Blog

Da Bears, da Colts, and a lot of beer. Winner? Me.

Greetings one and all. We have come, once again, to that time of year when the snow is on the ground(yeah, right) and the wind blows from left to right. Yes, it's Superbowl time. The...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

Holy middle age Batman, part2

Inevitable as death and taxes, my birthday has come and gone. And , despite what you may expect, it was the best birthday ever!!! I was serenaded by an Elvis impersonator, almost go...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

Holy middle age, Batman!!!!

After all these years of trying to be the perpetual child that I am, life has slapped me up beside the head with a wet herring called 30. Yes, your friendly, neighborhood GI Joe doll has ...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:26:00 PST

Merry-Fucking-Christmas

To all you silly people out there who are reading this, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. Not a happy holidays or a joyous Hanukhah(?), but a Merry Christmas. And definatel...
Posted by andrew on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

DRUNK EMAILING IS A BAD BAD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, so I have a habit of getting a little drunk and writing bad emails. If ya ever get one, just ignore it. Unless you like that goofy shit. You should see the one I left for Bob V...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

Happy Tuesday!!!

It's Tuesday, Bitches. Everything happens on a Tuesday and all the other days are just filler. So do your happy dance, whatever it may be, and celebrate this awesome day, because it...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As we all know, Steve"The Croc-hunter" Irwin was killed a few days ago by a fish. A friggin fish. Just goes to show that no one is indestructable. In other words, if you push ...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

America, Fuck yeah.

On this day, 230 years ago, a bunch of guys in powdered wigs got really drunk and told the king of England to go fuck himself. So to honor those alcoholics we celebrate the most american of holi...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:23:00 PST

The weather

Ya know, everyone seems to hate this rain we've been getting lately, I guess it fucks up their outdoor party plans. Me, I love this shit because I don't have to fly these army planes. And ...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

"666"

I have just had my 666th profile view. It's just a little before 6/6/06, but I'll live with it. So, it's official, I'm the devil. All lesser demons bow before me. As my first o...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST