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CRYSTAPO

blowindieselsmoke

About Me

now my mentality is FUCK THE WORLD! no way am I going out like that FUCK THE WORLD I don’t give a fuck about anything FUCK THE WORLD I am on a mission and I am not givin in…. I worked waaaaaaaaay too hard running circles around mother fuckers apparently making em look and feel like retards cause they got mad started hatin on me… calling me names and shit degrading me Fuck that man not happening not without a knocked down dragged out fight and mother fuckers when I finally do strike you won’t be able to ignore me even if you tryI know what ya’ll been saying and what ya’ll have said and i am going to start by kicking your asses with my pen10-4! ROGER....... THAT!!!
A Crystapo Style - FULL BLOWN ATTACK up your ass!

I have had it! I have nothing to lose... don't make me remind you -
YOU DO!

Hey by the way - ask J if he knows a kid by the name of BIG because according to BIG - well -- let me just tell you this... WOULDN'T THE REDNECK NASCAR CROWD LOVE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS TIDBIT OF INFORMATION THAT CAME TO ME RIGHT OUT OF THE HORSES MOUTH... AFTER YOU SMEARED MY NAME and IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT OR IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT -- I WILL NOT HESITATE TO RETURN THE FAVOR -- SO YOU BETTER TALK TO J ASAP- ROGER THAT... YOU FUCKING FAGITS ROGER THAT! GOD DAMN IT~!!
stay tuned cause I got news for you-- put this in your pipe and smoke it
I will use any means possible to retaliate - if that means bringing some light to this shitty life consuming industry then so be it...
no matter what you continue to say or do or not say or not do... i will guarantee all of you I WILL SHINE IN THE END... 5 years 10 years i am telling you now it is on for life or until I win -- so again -- until later - cause we will meet again - for now I will start by saying this...
The American Truck Stop parking lots reek of urine... and
the Lot Lizards (TruckStop Prostitutes)
are DOUCHING
in between something that sounds like FLUX –
WHAT?!

squatting,
squeezing the bottle
and then
full throttle
on to and then... onto
the next schmuck

WHAT?!

This whore literally
sucks… sucks… sucks... SUCKS... SUCKS!!
WHAT?!

OH MY GOD!
Keep your money
and immediately
get them far away from your trucks!!
All
that
urine
and
her
douche
sticks
to
the
bottom
of
YOUR
BOOTS!

This industry is in total disarray!
Goodness gracious mother ignacious–
it is utter chaos and dismay –
Mini refrigerators to cigarette packages and rubber wrappers…!
Are you that lazy?!
The dumpster is 21 feet away!!
What the hay!!!
I mean I don’t know any other way to say it
It is the truth !!
Oh Dear Lord
this is my last resort,
I bow my head to pray…
Jesus,
Jehovah
Allah
Buddha
Mohammed –
any and all Gods and Goddesses
Join forces…
please save this industry before it is too late… !
Anyway -
time to move on to another topic
this one is going to make me
VOMIT …
ICK!!!
I feel SICK just thinking about it!!!
So let's move on to.....
Crystapo Style…
Trucking Charm School
Lesson Number 4

it is about racism for sure--!
*
Why is it that every time I play a few seconds of RAP music over the CB
some of y'all call me a nigger lover?!
Especially some of you southern truckers!!
The Civil War has been won!!!!!
Y'all better hurry up and move on because
THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OF TRUCKING
HAS JUST BEGUN

My Interests

Writing, Music, Reading, Travel. nature, exercise, creativity, humor, and BLOWIN DIESEL SMOKE...

I'd like to meet:

World Visitor Map

Movies:

Scarface, Analyse This, The Godfather, Goodfellas, The Journals of Nijinsky, Resurrection, 8 Mile, Hoffa, ALI, Fried Green Tomatos... Alfred Hitchcock... documentaries...

Books:

I read 3-5 books a week ... recently read "The Rose That Grew From Concrete" - by Tupac ShakurWESTSIDE! OUTLAW! BAD BOY KILLA...!
and started reading "The Sound of Water" - Haiku by: Basho...

Heroes:

T.A.S... M.M.... and H.H.14.D.L.

My Blog

My Mouth Is An OUTLAW !!

I am out of time& It's do or die taking this shit to the streetsclose in on my enemiesgrab em, cuff em up& stuff em in the back seat,drive em to the raging Niagara River, toss em in&watch as they nose...
Posted by CRYSTAPO on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:22:00 PST

and the song When I am Gone" by Eminem is on...

and the song "When I am Gone" by Eminem is on tears streaming down my cheeks& my heart aching& my soul weak&it hurts so bad& I can't speak I have no choice but to let the Eminem song do it for me& and...
Posted by CRYSTAPO on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:44:00 PST

AN INTERVIEW WITH A TRUCKER; QUESTION No.1

CRYSTAPO:IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO TRUCK DRIVERS AS A GROUP... WHAT WOULD IT BE?THE TRUCKER WHO GOES BY THE CB HANDLE "CARROT TOP" REPLYS: "A LOT OF YOU ARE DISGUSTINGLY DIRTY FILTHY SLOBS...! ...
Posted by CRYSTAPO on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:52:00 PST

DEATH BY DISPATCHER

ONCE UPON A HUMID SUMMER DAYTHERE WAS A DISPATCHER FAT AS HECKHER PANTIES ALL UP IN A BUNCH... DRIPPING SWEAT... PANTING FOR BREATHAND I AM REALLY SORRY TO BE SO GRAPHIC BUT WHENEVER SHE TURNED THE F...
Posted by CRYSTAPO on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:27:00 PST

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF TRUCKING

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 1 WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A TRACTOR-TRAILER ON THE ROADNEVER TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT THE TRUCK DRIVER HAS STRAPPED DOWN AND PROPERLY SECURED THE "LOAD"First, leave plenty of space, so both...
Posted by CRYSTAPO on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST