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About Me

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My Interests

Drawing, Digital Design, Writing, Roller Derby, HALO 2, Collecting lots of different crap, Being Creative, Making fun of everyone who isn't me, Bigfoot (Yeti, but I figured you'd be too retarded to know him by his real name), Elvis Presley, Comic Books, Racing Mercedes' in tunnels in Paris, Goats, The struggle between good and evil, Movies, Bears (not the animal, big hairy guys), Warrior Bunnies (Jackalopes), Dungeons and Dragons, Cars, Unicorns, Retards and creating armies of Zombies to do my bidding. Fall before our rotten undead might, bastards. Maybe, an army of retarded zombies. They'd be twice as dumb, but four times as strong and violent. Now, where's the nearest retarded cemetary?

I'd like to meet:

Someone who enjoys Halloween as much as I do.

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Venture Brothers- no need for anything else. Okay... maybe Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman and Sealab 2021 too. Oh, and old school Star Trek. William Shatner is the shit! I guess, to compliment that last statement, I'd also have to say that I am watching Boston Legal pretty religiously. Like I said, it's all about Shatner, and he's rulin' in that show. If you haven't watched, give it a chance.

Books:

My two favorite novel writers are Alan Dean Foster and Craig Lesley. For comic books, my favorite writers are Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Kurt Busiek, Ed Brubaker, Brian Michael Bendis, Garth Ennis and Robert KirkmanThe Science of Supervillains by Lois H. Gresh and Robert Weinberg, Understanding Media by Marshall McLuhan, The Stranger by Albert Camus and Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Masters Guide V3.5.I read a lot of comic books: The Authority, Wildcats, Ex Machina, Majestic, Conan, Batman, Green Lantern, Superman, GI Joe, The Avengers, Young Avengers, Spider-Man, X-men, Wolverine, The Ultimates and the Ever-Luvin' Fantastic Four!

Heroes:

GI Joe -a real american heroWorship at the Kirk Nexus!!!and when it really hits the fan... I call in THE BOYS.

My Blog

Some girls just don't know when to shut their yap

This weekend was good. I got to hang out and play some nerdy games with my friends on Friday. Saturday, I woke up tired as hell already, but managed to get up, get some more work done on the house and...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

Feast your eyes on the greatest Music Video ever made!

It's not in here dummy! It's back on my main page. It's got giant eggs, giant chickens, giant ducks, robotic dinosaurs, naked ladies and dancing horses. What the hell more could you ask for except may...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

dreaming- oh how I've missed you.

Years and years and years ago, I used to dream a ton. I used to have crazy dreams about aliens, zombies, fighting in wars, just about anything was on the menu when I went to sleep. Now, unfortunately,...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

Age Poll

So, according to Becky's latest comment to me, I "act like 5 and 2 year old". I would like to know which it is, because obviously it cannot be both. Please, just let me know, becaus...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST

You Heartless Sea Cow!!!

If you thought I was referring to you... you are probablly right.
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST

Fuck the IAU!!!

Have you heard the news? WE LOST AN ENTIRE PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM!!! Pluto's gone. No, it hasn't disappeared. It hasn't gone away on holiday. It's no longer a planet. According to new rules about ...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST

Did I ever tell you I was a procrastinator?

Well I am, to the highest degree. So, I put forth some deadlines on myself last week, and I didn't really get to them. I did manage to get my resume done. Of course, the info is all...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:10:00 PST

Girls are like apples.... dear lord

So, I read a "comment" on several of my girl friend's myspace pages that talk about girls being apples, and how the good ones are hard to reach, but worth the effort. The "easy" ones, a metaphor for s...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST

As usual, my head's up my ass.

I forgot to talk about "It's Always Sunny In Phillidelphia". This is one of the best comedies on TV. Be sure and check it out too. It's the same sort of twisted humor as "Death To Smootchy". Go watch ...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

Best TV Show!!!

So, I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across a reality show that features one of my greatest idols- comic book guru STAN LEE! I'd caught wind that they were going to be making...
Posted by The Champaign of Brandons on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST