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Name: Oliver "spatzwaldgrubenfauderlichtensteinvanderhousen' Ray
Birthday: April 21st, 1986
Birthplace: New York City
Current Location: Connecticut and it SUCKS!
Eye Color: Blorangy Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown or black depending.
Height: A weee six feet four inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Whatever getts the job done.
Your Heritage: English and Agintinian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Either Converse of Doc Martens
Your Weakness: I hate embarassing myself
Your Fears: Car accidents. If anything happened to my car I would be devastated.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my Cadillac to look nice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Instant messangers are used too much
Thoughts First Waking Up: And so it begins
Your Best Physical Feature: Ether my height or my face.
Your Bedtime: Inconsistant
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in the city
Pepsi or Coke: I like Americoloa, the eastern European soda!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Honestly Taco Bell is the best
Single or Group Dates: Either is nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Tips
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla always
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Smoking right now
Do you Swear: Not often but yes
Do you Sing: Only when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: I bathe daily, but showers suck.
Have you Been in Love: I am in love
Do you want to go to College: I do and I am
Do you want to get Married: Hell yeah
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in what I see
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes I do
Are you a Health Freak: I should eat better
Do you get along with your Parents: I just don't like being around them anymore.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Who hasn't, thats a retarded question
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No whats the point when you have booz?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: this is getting old.... YES!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No malls are a waste of time. Who hangs out at malls other than losers that love Starbucks?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: In one go? No. In total? Maybe half?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Can't get enough
In the past month have you been on Stage: No I hate the stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: No and whoever made these questions must be a loser
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the shower count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: God this is old.... Yes
Ever been Drunk: YES!
Ever been called a Tease: YES! But why?
Ever been Beaten up: Yes but in my own defense I have beaten up as well.
Ever Shoplifted: Once butit wasn't worth it, the DVDs sucked
How do you want to Die: Violently
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An industrial designer, I wanna design toys
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Iceland or try out Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Tall girls are hot
Weight: Maybe a little extra meat on herbones but nothing too much
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she likes
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not many
Number of CDs I own: Like 200 CDs, 200 Vinyl records and maybe 50 tapes.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many
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My Interests

Photography, Music, Art, People, Cities, Iceland, Vinyl, Feel Good Stuff

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Punk, Industrial, Rock, Classic, KMFDM Epoxies, Dead Boys, Misfits, Adicts, Lard, Ministry, Dead kennedys, Agent orange, Irving Klaws, No Means No, Electric Love Muffin, Revolting Cocks, Yeastie Girls, Spineshank, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Nitzer Ebb, Nine Inch Nails, Government issue, Dead Milkmen, Velvet Underground, Sister Machine Gun, New York Dolls, Soviettes, Melt Banana,Social Distortion, Tom Waits

Movies:

Das Boot, What to do in Case of Fire, Killer Condoms, The Toxic Avenger, Alien, Aliens, Tank Girl, Gangster ..1, Hackers, Harold & Maude, Operation Petty Coat, U-571, Thing,

Television:

King of the Hill, Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Beavis and Buthead, House

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Brave New World, Das Boot, Who Goes There, Hunt For Red October, Fatherland, Ender's Game, Berserk, Lullaby

Heroes:

spanky

My Blog

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Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

The land of Cleve

Cleveland sucks! Noit really doesn't. I love it here. People are so nice and I have plenty to do for fun when I'm not slaving over my artwork. Be happy people!
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:01:00 PST

The land of Cleve

Cleveland sucks! Noit really doesn't. I love it here. People are so nice and I have plenty to do for fun when I'm not slaving over my artwork. Be happy people!
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

Republican BS

:-) Things you have to believe to be a Republican today  :-[ Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with hi...
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:57:00 PST

Gr

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK.But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger"...
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:58:00 PST

Tiger Woods suck it

Tiger woods is a cunt man! He won one tournament in some stupid sport called golf, and suddenly everybody thinks he's the man. Well guess what? He hasn't played gold proffessionaly since he won, and h...
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:45:00 PST

FUCK IT!

It has recently come to my attention that I am being disgriminated against for liking certain things. I am being targeted by certain people in the NHIA for past acts that take place among American hom...
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:20:00 PST

I feel so happy

LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY I AM IN LOVE!
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:13:00 PST

Giant Squid

I have to make a replica of a giant squide but it can only be 10 to 14 inches long. this bites. I cannot get my tee shirt squid to dry out. i soaked it in water glue so it would be long hard and stiff...
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:39:00 PST

ManchVegas

Oh man I am so tired of living in NH. It sucks here. It is better than Connecticut in some ways I guess but not by a whole lot. I live in Manchester for school. i thought it would be good but there is...
Posted by Tsing Toa Ollie on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:45:00 PST