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You Don't Know Matt

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



My Interests

Music, coffee, video games, graphic art, girls, and recently...leisurely biking.

Music:

See music player---

Movies:

Lots.

Television:

Humor jokes, including the Mr. Show, Tim and Eric, Comedians of Comedy and, sometimes, Fox News, but only because it's fun to shout at the TV and have it shout back.

Books:

"Discover Reading Baby Edition" by Hooked on Phonics

Heroes:

musicians, comedians, and genetic mutations of the two

My Blog

my 16-bit life

Anybody who knows me probably knows what a video game nut I can be.  I was essentially raised by a) Sesame Street and b) Nintendo.  I'll play anything so long as it entertains me.  I'm ...
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

Drugs

I just learned that the man who created LSD, Albert Hofmann, died on my 23rd birthday.  Weird.
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Sun, 04 May 2008 05:30:00 PST

The Pink Ranger goes to jail


Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:26:00 PST

I had a weird dream

In my dream, I was standing at the base of a mountain on a hot and sunny day.  There were two guys playing music on top of the mountain, wearing bandannas on their heads.  One played drums, ...
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

a haiku

I need a new carNothing too fancy butOne that is not junk
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

This made my week

I received a very nice comment from Eban Schletter, musical mastermind behind the HBO comedy show Mr. Show, a huge inspiration of mine.  It is both an honor and a privilage.  Check out what ...
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

Is there a name for this disorder?

I often dream about being alone in an overgrown, abandoned theme park.  Seriously.  I have these post-apocalyptic Disneyland fantasies, where everything is broken down and what is left has b...
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:23:00 PST

This is exactly how I feel about America

(found on Digg.com) by Fred Soto.    The American spirit is dead thanks to disgraceful congressional leadership I can fairly say now, that I’ve never been more ashamed to be an A...
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:34:00 PST

I’m so happy I discovered this website

Garfield (minus Garfield)...
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

Censorship

What are we all...six years old?  C'mon.I mean....just c'mon.
Posted by You Don't Know Matt on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST