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About Me

i am pretty sure i am invincible, and so far i have no reason to think otherwise. i am a racecar driver in my spare time and i have been thinking about taking up pro wrestling. when i grow up i want to be a stripper named bambi. i am a master at the air guitar, karate and twister. and i am really close to figuring out if the chicken or the egg came first. dont hate me cause you aint me.

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My Interests

tall boys ♥ keg stands ♥ dirk nowitzki ♥ beer bongs ♥ hungry howies ♥ binge drinking ♥ the phoenix suns ♥ shopping ♥ making out ♥ las vegas ♥ shoes ♥ tailgating ♥ traveling ♥ diet coke ♥ techno in the morning ♥ pictures ♥ bloody marys ♥ smoking cigars ♥ nintendo ♥ sloshball ♥ wrestling people when i am drunk ♥ chips and salsa ♥ road trips ♥ jumping into the pool at 3am ♥ mario kart ♥ beer pong ♥ drawing ♥ hot wings ♥ watching tv ♥ margaritas ♥ smoking hookah ♥ and just being a bad ass in general.

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Music:

a little bit of everything

Movies:

saved ♥ anchorman ♥ any given sunday ♥ elf ♥ dumb and dumber ♥ wedding crashers ♥ miracle ♥ blow ♥ super troopers ♥ a lot like love

Television:

sex and the city ♥ sportscenter ♥ project runway ♥ golden girls ♥ will and grace ♥ nip/tuck ♥ entourage ♥ realworld ♥ any basketball, football or hockey game ♥ desperate housewives ♥ greys anatomy ♥ what not to wear