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Ashley

I know I only do it cause I love that sound.

About Me

I am the clumsiest girl in America. I rarely wear matching socks. I'm a recovered college dropout (I'm back at JMU and NOT being a complete slacker this time.) I can kick your ass at trivial pursuit. I am rather addicted to music and concerts. I think that people who refuse to watch foreign films because they are subtitled are the worst kind of lazy. I wish I could play the piano. I give inanimate objects (like cars and credit cards) people names (like clementine and amelia.) I frequently call others honey, darlin, babe, dumplin, lover, snow pea, sweetness, sugar, and other ridiculous terms similar to those.

My Interests

theme parties, adventures, soup, road trips, my (former)roommate's dog, pirates, crossword puzzles, trivia, sweet tea, concerts, festivals, music, indie rock karaoke, guitar hero.

I'd like to meet:

Diablo Cody, Whitney Matheson, Rob Sheffield, Amy Sedaris, any band that I like, people I haven't talked to in 7 years

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, Bright Eyes, The Shins, Feist, Regina Spektor, The Elected, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Arcade Fire, The Flaming Lips, The Decemberists, MAN MAN, The Cure, The Spinto Band, Architechture In Helsinki, Girltalk, The Fiery Furnaces, Tori Amos, Modest Mouse, Beirut, Radiohead, Luna, Pavement, Weezer, Stephen Malkmus, The Postal Service, Ben Folds, Madonna, Cat Power, Nuh Juhnz

Movies:

Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Talk to Her, The Rules of Attraction, Mean Girls, Chasing Amy, High Fidelity, Stranger Than Fiction, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Troop Beverly Hills, The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Harold and Kumar, Wet Hot American Summer

Television:

The Office, Lost, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Weeds, The Daily Show, The History Channel, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Jeopardy...but I don't have tv anymore.

Books:

Love Is A Mix Tape, The Time Traveler's Wife, Invisible Monsters, Candy Girl, Summer Sisters, Beauty, Son of a Witch, everything by David Sedaris and Jodi Picoult, Harry Potter

Heroes:

My mommy is awesome.

My Blog

a very brief rant.

I really don't like it when people who I am never really unpleasant to think that it is neccessary to spout out rude comments toward me for absolutely no reason. Stop being a cunt and please do not ta...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

it's been a good week

Soooo...I haven't blogged in like 8 years.In recent news, I have gone back to school this semester, crowd surfed for the first time ever this week, became a mac owner 2 days ago and bought my bonnaroo...
Posted by Ashley on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST

Bonnaroo was the greatest ever.

Wow. I just don't know where to begin. Check out my videos kids, I have clips Bright Eyes and Death Cab performances posted. Yes, I was that close to the stage. I am in fact awesome.I saw Ben Folds, B...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST

I am so super jazzed right now.

Sooooo in like 60 hours I will be at Bonnaroo. BONNAROO people! Tomorrow is dedicated solely to preparation - shopping for supplies, packing, and the like. We're leaving at like noon on Wednesday to m...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:29:00 PST

Ashley, Melissa and Alex go to White Castle

So today was a big day in my life. Upon crossing the Mason Dixon Line this afternoon, I officially entered the North for the first time. I was in Times Square like eight hours ago. This all began last...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:58:00 PST

The Goth Grillz Rap: A Melissa original, inspired by Drew. My roomates are weird.

Auto Response from Sugaurallmund (1:55:40 PM): Rob www.vampfangs.com and tell them make me a goth grill. Uh uh. two top fangs and the bottow row plain. Got 0 down at the bottom and 2 on the top all ...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

Blame it on Aaron

1) Are your parents married or divorced?- Divorced2) Vegetarian?- carnivore3) Heaven?- is a place on earth.4) Come close to dying?- not really5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?- my hideo...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:54:00 PST

oopsie

i almost got fired the other day...hehe
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:51:00 PST

I'm dreaming of a fiery christmas

We put up our Christmas decorations tonight and, based on the events of this evening, I am convinced that this holiday season will end in disaster. Drew came up with a brilliant plan to hang strands ...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

go back to your hometown get your feet on the ground

oh danville....no matter how much you might try to change, you somehow manage to stay exactly the same. i made the best time possible driving here. i barely ate on thanksgiving, courtesy of a wicked h...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:36:00 PST