"I was in a shoe store and the guy came over and I said, “Ya, can I just get those sneakers in a 10?†And he said, “Okay†and then he went down stairs. He came back and was like, “I don’t have a 10, I have a 9.†Oh great, because while you were downstairs, my toes were severed off. So that works out. Normally it would be stupid for you to tell me a number different than the one I said, ’cause it goes with my body part. But given my very recent accident, you’re right on. I’ll take the 9’s and a pile of band-aids, thank you." -Demetri Martin
My Interests
Scrabble (bring it), Guitar Hero, beer, the future, toothpaste, Neil Diamond, space, assorted cakes, play foam, Dungeons & Dragons, vikings, and fat kids.
