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Dubya

Is it time to drink yet??

About Me

I think I may be a 45 year old, bitter, divorced woman with a slight substance problem, trapped in the body of a 25 year old girl, also with a slight substance problem, but the face of a 12 year old girl who still gets carded for buying porn and spraypaint (in some states). I have been touring shows now for 2 years and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon, but maybe someday I'll grow up and get a real job. I live in hotel rooms and a new one every couple weeks, therefore I have no concept of washing my own towels or locking my own door and I cry at the sight of any home furnishing stores because I want it all, but have no place to put it. I have also forgetten how to change sheets on a bed, cook anything more than hot pockets, drive a car (but I hate that anyway), and vacuum. My dream is to move to Amsterdam, live in a house boat and ride my bike from coffee shop to coffee shop and eat nothing but pastries... but never get fat or burnt-out, of course.

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My Interests

Decorating my hotel room with Arts & Crafts, Eating sushi like a fat kid, Cross-stich, Getting my nails did, Origami, Really good cheese, and I also spend a serious amount of my spare time looking for un-supervised dead bodies so I can call Benson and Stabler to investigate it.

I'd like to meet:

The Olsen Twins... Ashley to make out with and Mary-Kate to make her eat a cheeseburger and Tyne Daly cause she rocks... Bill Clinton and Tim Gunn
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Music:

Everything... my i-pod is a strange and interesting mix of all the music I've stolen from my friends.

Movies:

Mean Girls and Fever Pitch.

Television:

Law & Order, Dirty Jobs, Headline News, Big Love, Without a Trace, Yes Dear, All shows on Wed at 10/9c on Bravo (i.e. Project Runway, Top Chef, Top Design, Shear Genuis),E! True Hollywood Story, The Office, Deadliest Catch, Judging Amy, Best Week Ever, Moral Oral, The Daily Show, Americas Funniest Home Videos (but don't tell John I said that),

Books:

I Am Not Myself These Days, Lamb, All David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, Middlesex, Marley & Me, Gay Haiku, and do trashy, gossip magazines count as books??

Heroes:

My Parents.

My Blog

07-08 Tour Schedule

Today- June 10    Boston, MA June 11- 24     Sacramento, CA June 25- July 8    LAYOFF!  (Sullivan, Indy, Louisville & Cincinatti) July 9- 22&...
Posted by Dubya on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST