My interests include, but aren't limited to;
Sitting on a bus, smiling pleasantly at the person opposite you..for the whole bus journey
Billy Bear Meat - The classic mix of Pork and Turkey extracts with a smidgen of pea and carrot nutrients. It is all mixed together and shaped into a nostalgic face of a bear. I can only speculate that all the slices are called Billy
Walking home in the rain, in the pouring God damn rain, and stopping to stand against a wall, getting soaked while I listen to the gentle strings and piano of Little Bear
Lidl and/or Aldi, whichever I'm closest to
Not Homebase
'Wigging out' in public
Trevor Lundh
Goodbye, Joel...
Dragons, Robots and Bears
Five other things that I can't list in public, it is illegal
BUT THERE ARE THINGS I DON'T LIKE
Like when this happens
That person is better than me, you can see by their actions
I'd like to meet:
My beautiful long lost son; Gay banjo.
PSSSSST
You might not believe this, but I have a hard time making friends. I
think it has something to do with my tendency to make up nicknames for people and then openly refer to them by said nicknames; at least, that’s what my arguments with Coffin Twat and Child Molester lead me to believe.
Music:
If one says 'let music be the food of love', I would reply 'I agree, I shall have my butler set the table with these culinary delights;
Guillemots
Antony and the Johnsons
We Are Scientists
Regina Spektor
The Go! Team
Sigur Ros
Two Gallants
The Decemberists
The Unicorns
The Dears
Mystery Jets
CocoRosie
Pull Tiger Tail
Hadouken!
Bishop Allen
Smashing Pumpkins
Devendra Banhart
The Rumble Strips
Million Dead
Incubus
Sufjan Stevens
Vashti Bunyan
Good Shoes
Larrikin Love
Interpol
T-rex
The Clash
The Shins
Pull Tiger Tail
Bright Eyes
Modest Mouse
The Spinto Band
The Maccabees
Bob Dylan
Thom Yorke
Kings Of Leon
Patrick Wolf
Radiohead
Tom Vek
Arcade Fire
Rufus Wainwright
The Pixies
Hot Hot Heat
Biffy Clyro
Yourcodenameis:Milo
Mates Of State
Head Automatica
Joy Division
Editors
The Cribs
BeckAnd for dessert, I am in the mood for a slice of;
And it is rumoured that nobody likes Jazz. Rumoured as in scientifically tested.
My fridge of music is not exhausted, but these are the only ones I could eat right now at such short notice, you see I had an orchestra for luncheon.
Movies:
Movies aren't so much my forte because forte means loud, but I do enjoy a couple of 'movers.'
Turn on your 'internet', scroll down your 'browse' and read some 'texting' about 'movers'
Napoleon Dynamite
The Borat Movie, THE NAME IS TOO LONG
Films with rainbows
Battle Royale
Anchorman
BASEketball, despite it being crap
South Park; Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Stewie Griffin; The Untold Story
So that about does it for 'motion pictures' I think, perhaps send me a fax over the cellular network connection to my textual reciever on what you think of my choices
Television:
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking 'Oooh Television is an idiot, what does it have to offer that nothing else doesn't?'
AND I'D HIT YOU, but I would applaud your point, I partially agree with you but for a small few exceptions.
THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS
Reno 911, a fictional documentational series of a local police station, made for gentlemen and fair maidens
VH2/MTV2, the music-televisual weapons of choice for someone such as yourself going to war.
Scrubs is a hand grenade that warms me as fast as it freezes me
South Park, for all your wartime healings
Peep show is like..I dunno. Y'know when you're on a break from killing and there's that big MO show that all the soldiers get to attend? Well Peep Show is the lady with the tassles on her breasts in that show
And everything under the Alan Partridge umbrella is the comedian that goes on the stage after the tassle lady but nobody listens because boobs are still in the soldier's mind.
The list is exhausted, but not tired, because they are all fabulous entries
Books:
I have read every book in my house except for the ones by John Grisham, he is dishonest.
But my favourite book...RIGHT NOW, is Lockpick Pornography. AND IT ISN'T PORN, JUST BECAUSE IT SAYS PORN IN THE TITLE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S PORN.
It's about 2 homosexual males and 2 homosexual females. All of whom are political activists and go way over the top to get people to accept who they are. There's like three gay sex scenes and that is it. THAT'S ALL
And I know it doesn't QUITE COUNT as books, but I am the man that doesn't care, which is why I am posting some of my favourite comics riiiiiight now. OK? IS THAT OK?
Nicholas Gurewitch
Johnny Smash
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Chris Onstad
Natalie Dee
And there are others that while stille EXTREME, aren't EXTREME enough for my EXTREME page
Heroes:
I don't have many heroes, but I do have a lot
IN NO ORDER
Tom Is An Elephant
Gooberberberr berberberr berberberr ber ber Gumpford Rufus Chebly Johnsonson
Imsham Caaaar
Xena Thighs"
Twaters
all the facts of life I need to know"
Road Trippin' Dirty Babyin' Car Breakin' Max Rapin' Fred
wigged out at the Wheel Of Death"
MATT
ANGUS MEAD
POOK
anyone has of Lauren"
LOZZA
DAMN THAT BRYONY
JAZZTURP
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JOHNNY SMASH
NICHOLAS GUREWITCH
I recorded this video of GUILLEMOTS
SUFJAN STEVENS
ANTONY HEGARTY
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We Are Scientists
