Vince and Dan started out in a politically fuelled samba band, focusing on the rights of mules, zebus and other four-legged cross-species. Their first CD "Lovely Drums and Lovely Drummers" was the leading force in allowing Ligers to earn drivers licenses and the right to vote. Both were on tambourines and cowbells touring the outskirts of Mexico. They met Shirts and Bryony whilst in Mexico City, who at the time were in their duo - the Dojo Duo - named because they were karate masters before they were disgraced for punching a horse to death. In all fairness, it was a Hitler Horse, but animal rights were all over it. So they turned their back on martial arts in favour of musical arts and soon forged an even closer relationship. With romance involved
Max was mayor of Mexico City at the time, however, he was impeached when the public found out that one day on a beach, he asked for an 'Ice Cold Sombrero - Tropical Fruit flavour', proving he wasn't Mexican blooded. In a press release following the incident, he was questioned by reporter Lauren Young. She asked "Why did you want to be Mayor of Mexico if you aren't Mexican?" to which he replied "I thought it was Maxico. I'm pretty sure someone told me it was Maxico."
This altercation was the inspiration for a charity fight between Lauren and Max. Lauren was already a heavy weight boxer, and won the match by knockout in the first round. The Dojo Duo and Vince & Dan's samba band were the entertainment after the fight. Lauren, being the only conscious participant, actively supported both bands, and became a full time member of both.
After the injuries he sustained at the hands of Lauren Young, he sued her and her bands. As a result, Max was legally allowed to force his way into the bands. However, he was supremely lazy and used his lawyers to allow him to merge both of them to form Let's Make Sandwiches.
And that's just the beginning..
I'm lying, none of that happened.