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Richard

Everything is ok.

About Me

I'm going to unite all of mankind!Yes this is Richard Jacobs. You may know me from school. If you do know me from school i want you to know that i am very sorry, and i didn't mean it at all...IM me sn on AIM is Rich12Z

My Interests

Muzak, fishin, manga, lazyness, pervertion, chill factoring, cough pills, partying, redheads, crazy chicks, jazz, webcomics, 7-11, women, staring at clouds, sitting on the roof, waiting for the phone to ring (its like meditating on a zen cone, your wait for the answer that never comes), falling for women i cant have, going to the movies at midnight, mocking people, sarcasm, being a little shit, daydreaming, reading, manga, anime (does liking gravitation make me gay?), Tv.RAMEN NOODLES (I have made it an art. Come to my house and have a bowl, you wont regret it.)oh and i plan to rule the worldand i spend an unhealty amount of time online.

I'd like to meet:

Dahli llama, Chuck Barry, Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Harpo Marx, krisnamurti,

Music:

Everclear, Big Bear Theory, Karl Denson's Tiny Universe, Gruvis Malt, ONE DROP, Armadillo, Jaco Pastorius, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, John Coltrane, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Eat world, nine inch nails, Dave Matthews Band, Sublime, Hole, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Garbage, Beethoven, Brahms, Tchaikovsky, Weezer, Bach, Authority Zero, Ahn Trio, The Doors, Miles Davis (some times), Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Operation Ivy, aquabats, franz friedinan, Death cab for cutie, Afrobeat, reggae, jazz, acid jazz, funk, jam, blues, rock, chill, punk, industrial, expermental, punk, hardcore, acordian, gypsy jazz, Django Reinhardt, led zepplin, banjo, cello pwns your mom on her bloodyed knees and she smiles and askes for more.

Heroes:

Alexander the Great. Fredrick the Great. Napoleon Bonaparte. Augustus Caesar. Marcus Arelius. Garibaldi. Che Guevara. Pablo Casals. Robin Hood. Spiderman. Genghis Khan. Machiavelli. Plato. Socrates. Kafka. Ivan the III. Judah Maccabee. Saladin. Richard the Lionhearted. Fredrick Barbarossa. King Arthur. Attila the Hun. Crazy Horse. the guy who figured out how to put naked pictures of women on the internet

My Blog

How do I manage to get stood up before i formally ask her out?

Turns out i do suck that much, I feel like an idiot. Oh well, can say i m surprised, but still. FuckitNever been stood up by a bottle before comfortably numb, here i come.Amazing how cool you can feel...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:39:00 PST

musing

I often wonder:     Do i appear to be as much of a jackass as i feel i am?     Stupid words not working how i want. I really wanted to work the word "impotent" in to ...
Posted by Richard on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST

me fucking up in action

Ill ive done is sleep and porn and i feel like there is more and i should go see the world and walk the earth but porn is so distracting and i still have that thing i brought to the party and its in t...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

I wanted to be asleep right now and im not and its all some one elses fault.

Ti asu fa ta day qua Ti a su fa na nay ka. the hell am i suppose to know what it means? so i think i have a new older brother... this friend of my brothers is living with us some times now, it makes ...
Posted by Richard on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

I think a roach is flying around my head and its freaking me out.

I got an iPod today and it kicks ass like something awesome! I love it! Sorta makes me asad for being a cynic everytime i saw one, but thats just me. Thye are apples extremely expensive gift to the wo...
Posted by Richard on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:09:00 PST

I am the fishing god!

oh god im so tired, out till like 4am parting last night, urgh... you'd be amazed how long it takes the subway attendant in the radiant/subway station to make a simple sandwich at 4am... like 20mins.....
Posted by Richard on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

Fish and blogs

Two things, first and most importantly, i caught two more fish, a large bass and an alligator gar. (getting the hook back from the gar was hairy, but i think we are both better for getting it out :P)...
Posted by Richard on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:30:00 PST

I FINALLY CAUGHT FISH!

Ok so i aced my ap lit, yeah cuz i'm good at things that require no disipline. HA! And english doesn't so i love it like i love cake. Not like how i love pie mind you, no i wouldn't go as far as that ...
Posted by Richard on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:18:00 PST

HOW TO DO SUPER ++GREAT ON THE AP EXAMS!

Well folks its Ap exam season and we sure hope  your fired up! Ok guys now remeber we all want you to do the very bestest that you can, so try to keep these tips in mind on how to best improve yo...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:01:00 PST

Grey foreshadows of summer

I've spent two hours today at a lake watching the minnows and shiners out of boredom. This then i suppose is what my summer will be, no car, noone to hang out with, noone to talk to, nothing to do. It...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:51:00 PST