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Brendon

"Fill your shopping cart all the way, then find a guy with ONE ITEM... and ask if you can get ahead

About Me

OK, this is the part where every few months or so, I redo this part of the page, just the part where I put stuff about me on here... this is the hardest part of creating my profile, and it SUCKS. But I'm just going to get over it like people should get over it when they get offended about something they see on MTV. Don't watch it you dumbass!First off, you can call me Brendon, Brendo, or if you have another name for me, lay it on me first and see what I think. If I like, it, great. If not and you keep repeating it, I will keep repeating how I will shove your head in the ground. Nobody messes with my reputation.Second, I listen to a lot of different music. Don't judge me. I listen to punk, emo, screamo, indie, metal, and classic rock. I hate rap and country. Don't like it? The Home button is where it always is (top of the page, first link on that little banner thing).Third, I respect your right to not like my music, or even me. If you're gonna send me a friend request, at least know you're going to respect me online. I don't care what you do as long as you're not using my profile against me. I will never use your profile against you, don't use mine against me.Fourth, I am an atheist. God does not exist. It's impossible. Challenge me, but first, come with proof of God's existence. The words "faith" and "free will" are 1200% turnoffs on me. I know how to delete you as a friend, and how to make your messages spam.Fifth, sometimes I'm really energetic, sometimes I'm not. It's unpredictable. Sometimes I just want to rock out and scream like some sweet screamo band I'm listening to at the moment, and sometimes I just want to listen to something softer, almost making me sleepy. Oh well. I'm also learning to live off of limited sleep.And last, this "about me" statement is ALWAYS subject to change. BY ME ONLY.ME GUSTA: -Music -Bowling -Naturalism -Computers -Flirting -Baseball -Red Sox -the Weather Channel (don't hatemail me I like that channel) -Thunderstorms -Working -Pizza (well, see previous... pretty much the same thing)NO ME GUSTA: -Online flirting -Religion -Rap -Immediate Family (extended is OK) -Drugs -People who pretend to be something they're not -Hockey -Yankees -Fall Out Boy -Cold Weather

My Interests

music, wearing cool band shirts, singing to whatever is playing on my ipod or when i think nobody's looking or listening, eating cheese pizza, staying up late and then complaining about how i don't get much sleep, disbelief in god, guitar hero, defending my american right to freedom of speech, eating ice cream, buying shirts, riding the subway train in boston, random shit.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a PERSONALITY. Someone UNIQUE. Someone DIFFERENT.

Music:

a-ha, AFI, AC/DC, Adema, Adolescents, Aerosmith, Against Me!, Airbourne, Alesana, ALL, Arctic Monkeys, As Cities Burn, Ashes Ashes, Asia, Ataris, Atreyu, A7X, Bad Religion, Be Your Own PET, Beatles, Behavior Of Moths, Big Business, Billy Idol, Bishop Allen, Black Flag, Blondie, Blood Brothers, Boston, Bring Me The Horizon, Bruce Dickinson, Buckcherry, Bullet For My Valentine, Buzzcocks, Cardigans, Cars, Chariot, Chimaira, Chiodos, Circle Jerks, City and Colour, Clash, Cure, Dag Nasty, Damone, Dance Gavin Dance, Daredevils, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Gahan, David Bowie, Dead Boys, Dead Rats, Dear Leader, Death Cab For Cutie, Depeche Mode, Descendents, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dillinger Four, Dio, Discharge, Disturbed, Draft, Dragonforce, Dredg, Drist, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dropkick Murphys, Eddie Vedder, Editors, Elliott Smith, Enter Shikari, Escape the Fate, Every Time I Die, Ex-Romantix, Extreme, Farewell, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Feist, Foo Fighters, Fratellis, Gallows, Garbage, Genesis, Germs, Gogol Bordello, Gone By Daylight, Good Riddance, Gorilla Biscuits, Greg Graffin, Guns N' Roses, Hagfish, Hard-Fi, Hatebreed, Henry Rollins, Hey Mercedes, Hot Water Music, I Am Ghost, Iggy and The Stooges, Iron Maiden, Jenny Lewis, Joan Jett, Joey Ramone, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Jonee Earthquake, Joy Division, Kill Hannah, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Mae, Millions Of Dead Cops, Megadeth, Metro Station, Millencolin, Minor Threat, Misfits, Moldy Peaches, Montrose, Motion City Soundtrack, Motorhead, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NOFX, Norma Jean, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Oceana, Offspring, Only Crime, Operation Ivy, Our Last Night, Ozzy Osbourne, The Pancakes, Panima, Paramore, Parkway Drive, Paul DiAnno, Paul McCartney, Pavers, Pearl Jam, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Pink Spiders, Pixies, Poison, Police, Postal Service, Punkles, Queensryche, Ramones, Rancid, Real Life Time Machines, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rilo Kiley, Rise Against, Rollins Band, SOA, Samson, Saosin, Scars on Broadway, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scissors for Lefty, Senses Fail, Shins, Sigur Ros, Silversun Pickups, A Skylit Drive, Slayer, Smiths, Sonata Arctica, Spill Canvas, St. Vincent, Taxpayer, Tiger Army, Tom Waits, TonyALL, Trivium, Tsunami Bomb, U2, Useless ID, Van Halen, Vanna, Velvet Revolver, Weakerthans, Weezer, White Stripes, Wings, Wolfmother

Movies:


Free Musichere. watch this. it's short. and pretty funny. think of a class-action lawsuit against a drug company.

Television:

That 70's Show, The Office (US), Family Guy, Married With Children, The Price Is Right, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Office, Beavis and Butt-Head, World's Wildest Police Videos yay!!!!!

Books:

"Is Belief in God Good, Bad, or Irrelevant? A Christian and a Naturalist in Conversation", by Greg Graffin and Preston Jones

Heroes:

i don't need heroes. and if i did, i have no idea who i would look up to.some ideas: george carlin, anyone with a hot girlfriend, anyone in a really good band, but fuck that shit about firefighters and policemen... i mean i don't know where we'd be without them, but they're not heroes, unless of course it becomes personal, like they save your life or something like that. but not like all of them as a whole.

My Blog

id like to request a copy of george carlins incomplete list of impolite words...

we start out lightly with heck hell damn goddamn bitch bastard and crud...every word in there couldn't describe my hate for everything.i know what you're thinking "brendon it's just a baseball game. t...
Posted by Brendon on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:03:00 PST

there it goes again

there goes that cure song again on my ipodprobably my favorite cure song"show me how you do that trick"i wanna know how he does that trickwriting such a great songi want to be a good songwriteri want...
Posted by Brendon on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:07:00 PST

Napalm, Silly Putty, and More Complaints

Welcome to the Complaint Department! How can I help you?-Yes. I hate parents who carry their children around town on leashes. Like a fucking DOG! What's next, you give them a treat, pat them on the he...
Posted by Brendon on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:18:00 PST

fall mood...

...when everything is dying.so, people all around me at work are talking about fantasy football. well i'm in the league too, but i've only been drifting in and out with it, simply because baseball sea...
Posted by Brendon on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:15:00 PST

so now you’re screaming at the top of your lungs

The scoop (pardon the expression): I have found heaven in Ben & Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie Ice Cream. Oh my god, it's like a minty chocolate orgasm in your mouth! Hmm... Chocolate was NOT the word ...
Posted by Brendon on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:41:00 PST

poetrys alright as long as it means something to you

he takes a breathand another breathand anotherand says"i love you"she takes a deep breathand moves a step closerand anotherand anotherand one morealmost until her feet are stepping on hisshe wraps her...
Posted by Brendon on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:48:00 PST

oh yeah debut EP-age!

So I recorded my first EP. It's got some good stuff: 1. Life (original)2. You've Got to Hide Your Love Away (Beatles Cover)3. Tonight [I Can't Sleep] (Original)   want a copy? ask me. most likely...
Posted by Brendon on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

boredom

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt. i am bored as fuckkkkk.
Posted by Brendon on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:55:00 PST

I has an idea!

This should work. A lot of bands are complaining that people are downloading music illegally, thus, they lose money. Rather than sue the pants off them, why not come up with a website that makes every...
Posted by Brendon on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:45:00 PST

rhetorical questions answered

CAN A GUY DRIVING A HEARSE WITH A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE? the law said nothing about how the second guy couldn't be dead. IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF, WHAT COLOR DOES IT TURN? well first it turns r...
Posted by Brendon on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:47:00 PST