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Ely

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About Me


TEA, apple pie, cooking, golf, martial arts,
De Sade, Senecal, reading, writing, horror,
fun, bubbles, sky, Monty Python,
Rocky Horror Picture Show, David Lynch, MUSIC!,
John Waters, anatine, ATARAXY, libraries,
ice cream, diabolical laughter, pirate at heart,
taking over the world, a knight of Ni, zombie,
sound effects, winnern't, corners, CORSETS,
random, Time Warp, transvestites, purring,
demonology, insides jokes with myself, sarcasm,
collecting lightbulbs, bloodlust, Antojnne Cortexe,
Spontaneous Violence, VIDEO GAMES!, fetish,
scrabble...

sin well.

My Interests


Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

I'd like to meet:

My clone.
Some Bands.
If I could go back in time I would meet De Sade!!!

Far From Shore Myspace Link! Click Me!

Check out the bands in my Top Friends!
Listen to them.
Love them.
Worship them.
You will not be disappointed!

Music:

Good music is dying
616 Abortions
The 69 Eyes
Acid Bath
Apocalyptica
The Bleeding Vaginas
Blue Vamp
CKY
Cradle of Filth
The Cramps
The Cure
Daniel Lioneye
David Bowie
Far From Shore
Gnarr Kill
HIM
Joy Division
Julien-K
Lust Murder bOX
Malice in Wonderland
Nude Revolution
Orgy
Sisters of Mercy
Smiling Cynic
The Smiths
Stephen Lynch
Svenia
Tribal Machine
Voltaire
Zeromancer

Movies:

Frights, camera, action!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Shock Treatment (1981)
Haggard (2003)
The Lost Boys (1987)
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life (1983)
Salem’s Lot (2004)
Pet Semetary (1989)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Snow White: a Tale of Terror (1997)
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)
Queen of the Damned (2002)
The Labyrinth (1986)
Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922)(Silent)
Prince of Darkness (1987)
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)
Dead Man on Campus (1998)
American Gothic (1988)
Eraserhead (1977)
Waxworks (1924)
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1974)
Buffalo ‘66 (1998)
Better Off Dead (1985)
Road Kill: Move or Die (1989)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Army of Darkness (1993)
Un Chien Andalou (1929) (Silent)
Blood & Donuts (1995)
But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)
Terror in the Wax Museum (1973)
Nuns on the Run (1990)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
Polyester (1981)
Demon Knight (1995)
Bordello of Blood (1996)
Pin: A Plastic Nightmare (1988)
Cannibal Girls (1973)
8 Heads in a Duffle Bag (1997)
Bad Taste (1987)
Once Bitten (1985)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Drop Dead, Fred (1991)
Show Me Love (1998)
In the Army Now (1998)
Black Friday (1940)
...

Television:

South Park
The Simpsons
Puppets Who Kill
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law
The Late Show With Conan O'Brien
Family Guy
The Boondocks
Chilly Beach
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Kids in the Hall
Sealab 2021
The Brak Show
Comedy Central
Just For Laughs
Club 54
Will & Grace
The L Word
...

Books:

Donatien-Alphonse-Francois de Sade
Patrick Senecal
Stephen King
Laurell K. Hamilton
Jemiah Jefferson
Friedrich Nietzsche
Patrick Suskind
Charles Baudelaire
Arthur Rimbaud
Edgar Allen Poe
Yves Navarre
...

Heroes:


You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?

My Blog

Creative Recipes for the Socially-Conscious Cannibal

by Jason Roth Blackened Left-Wing Alternative Rock Musician with Scalloped Potatoes Carefully remove the dreadlocks from one scrawny, sneering, alternative-rock musician. Gag with several layers ...
Posted by Ely on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

This is how I felt while and after watching The Pirates of the Caribbean 2!

Don't get me wrong...it was good...but still.
Posted by Ely on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:17:00 PST

Funny comic of the day

 
Posted by Ely on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST

Funny comic of the day

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Posted by Ely on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

funny comic of the day

 
Posted by Ely on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 06:01:00 PST