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naked sundays

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About Me

CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://anicolesager.blogspot.com/
I have a dream, and in it, something eats you.
I spend my days in race to erase the past, but I fell too fast, missed the mark and skipped the track.

I am a student at
Utah State University,
but I am from Boise. I really hate Utah, but there are a few good things about being at USU, except that I'm living away from my boyfriend Drew, my best friend Greg, and both Sidrah and Larissa. Other than that, I wouldn't have met my other best friend Mandy (aka Tuna), I wouldn't have spent my summer screwing around in France, and I wouldn't live so close to my sisters Meredith and Jessie.
I am still undeclared, but I'm finally deciding that I am going to go into Accounting. I tried Airforce but the operative word there is "tried." I am far too liberal and independent to handle people having too much control...bye bye Airforce... :)
I love living with Kait and Katy even though our townhouse is shitty because of the guys before us destroyed it. I love that Annalisa and company are three houses away too.
I sing and dance. All the time. I also play the piano. My boyfriend Drew practically touches an instrument and it starts to play itself. He's an absolutely amazing guitarist, pianist and violinist. He's so good-looking that waitresses slip their phone number to him while I'm sitting across the table. (Don't feel bad for me...feel bad for the waitresses who get caught by yours truly). He's good to me and acts like nobody ever hits on him. :)
I am a total freak, and I randomly meow. I have a cute little kitty. I call her Professor because her little whiskers stick up all crazy-like. I almost have Mermaid hair...but Mandy tells me I'm already a mermaid. (After all, mermaids seduce men and then kill them...hahaha)
I also miss my off-the-wall brother Rick even though he never tells me his new phone numbers when he changes it an average of twice a month. I have quite the relationship with the "This number has been disconnected" guy. Thanks, Rick. Ha :) jamba inc.

My Interests

i'm a workaholic

I hate my job, but I love working with Devin so whatever.

I'd like to meet:


i'd like to meet Adam Levine from Maroon 5...and I'd totally do him (shhh...don't tell Drew). I'd like to meet the MUSE boys for the same reason. Oh, and even though she's gone a little crazy, I'd still like to meet Mariah Carey so I can accidentally steal her voice.

Music:

MARIAH CAREY
MUSE
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
FIONA APPLE
SARAH MCLACHLAN
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
KATE VOEGELE
DEFTONES
AQUABATS
MAROON 5
EVANESCENCE
AQUALUNG
IMOGEN HEAP
FEFE DOBSON
RADIOHEAD
311
SHERYL CROW
ALANIS MORISSETTE
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
REGINA SPEKTOR
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
BEN FOLDS
BRAND NEW
SUBLIME
JONI MITCHELL
BONNIE RAITT
NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
KATHARINE MCPHEE
STACIE ORRICO
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
THE HUSH SOUND

Movies:

10 things i hate about you, a little princess, bed of roses, caddyshack, casablanca, centerstage, coyote ugly, cruel intentions, flashdance, the green mile, groundhog day, hope floats, the holiday, in her shoes, the little mermaid, mona lisa smile, moulin rouge, office space, practical magic, pride and prejudice, rent, risky business, sabrina, saving private ryan, schindler's list, serendipity, sleeping beauty, sleepless in seattle, son-in-law, southpark, the sound of music, step up, super troopers, top gun, tristan and isolde, when harry met sally, while you were sleeping, you've got mail

Television:

*arrested development
*the bachelor
*daria
*family guy
*felicity
*friends
*full house
*gilmore girls
*the office
*price is right
*sex and the city
*southpark

Books:

I am quite obsessed with Stephenie Meyer's new books--Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse.
I also love A Tree Grows In Brooklyn by Betty Smith

Heroes:

First and formost, (and as cliche as this sounds)--my parents. My mom never took crap from anybody but still manages to be gentle and a bit of a hardass. My dad can accomplish anything. And it'll be next to impossible to find a sweeter man.

Also, my favorite buddy Cameron because even though he doesn't get to do what he wants anymore, he still smiles and acts friggin goofy. :)

My Blog

VISIT ME HERE

Go to my blogspot at http://anicolesager.blogspot.com/
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