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fat sam

your eyes dilate you shake and im high?

About Me

I'm Fat Sam. I like a lot of things, but I hate a few too. One of my pet peeves is genuine ignorance. I like to smoke, I like to drink. I like having a good time. I work at McDonald's. I hate the place, but I like the majority of the people. I graduated from GHS at midterm, and am taking classes at Sandburg. I hope to go to WIU next fall. We'll see. I don't much care for this town, this state, or this country. I'd like to live in Europe. France, Germany, or Holland. Possibly all of the above. I want to go to law school after Western. I'm a smartass. I'm very opinionated. I'm quite possibly self righteous depending on your definition of the term. However, I take pride in helping my friends out when they need help, and appreciate all they do for me in return. I'm a pretty nice guy I suppose. Hit me up sometime.
Which famous dictator are you?

Joseph Stalin
You're Joseph Stalin! You're the communist leader of the Soviet Union. You got into power by lying, manipulating and murdering... Oh well, power is power. You're probably one of the most paranoid people ever to walk the earth... Yes, they ARE out to get you! You're really ugly but you don't allow the public to see that... Image is everything and what they don't know can't hurt them, right? You can't stand those who question you... You tend to make them disappear very quickly. You need some serious counseling.
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Social Liberal
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Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

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My Interests

Music, History, and German.

I'd like to meet:

There are alot of people. Most of which are dead. Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Trent Reznor, are some.

Music:

AC/DC As I Lay Dying Against Me Alice In Chains Black Sabbath Blink 182 Bob Dylan Bob Marley CKY Cradle Of Filth Drop Kick Murpheys Foo Fighters GNR Green Day ICP Jefferson Airplane Jimi Hendrix King Spade Kottonmouth Kings Led Zeppelin Marilyn Manson Metallica Mudvayne Nine Inch Nails Nirvana NOFX Ozzy Osbourne Pantera Seether Slipknot Staind Stone Sour Sublime Sum 41 Tom Petty The Doors Three Six Mafia Trivium Tupac Twiztid

Movies:

The Crow, Crash, Lords of Dogtown, Blow, Saving Private Ryan, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Without A Paddle, The Da Vinci Code, Clerks 2, Miami Vice, Accepted, A beautiful Mind, Superbad, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, American History X, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Television:

Don't watch T.V. really

Books:

Harry Potter series, Crank, Go Ask Alice, Kurt Cobain: Journals, Fallen Angels, Da Vinci Code, I Know This Much Is True, Angels and Demons, and a few more I can't remember the names of.

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, my dad, my grandpa, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley.

My Blog

the genius of kurt cobain

"It is time now for all the 'fortunate' ones, the cheerleaders and the football jocks to strip down naked in front of the entire school at an assembly and plead with every ounce of their souls for mer...
Posted by fat sam on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

Today, I've realized how cheap Myspace really is.

I currently have 201 friends on myspace, and this bring me to ask myself a question.  WHAT THE FUCK!? seriously, what the fuck? I don't even think I know 201 people's names, let alone actually ha...
Posted by fat sam on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

ROB FUCKING ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!

Well for all of you who didn't go see rob zombie for whatever reason, you all missed one hell of a great show.  It was pretty close to amazing.  Lacuna Coil opened up for them, they weren't ...
Posted by fat sam on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

Nine Inch fuckin Nails

Tonight i went to moline for a Nine Inch Nails show. It was... to be honest the greatest experience I've ever had. It was simply amazing. Beautiful chicks trippin the fuck out rubbin on everyone... mu...
Posted by fat sam on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:05:00 PST

merry christmas

today i woke up (christmas eve morning) and i thought im gonna be happy today and tomorow i owe it to my family. I remember Christmas day and the time surrounding it as an escape. And its kinda sad th...
Posted by fat sam on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:41:00 PST

christmas in da hood

Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood, Not a homie was stirrin cuz it was all good.The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.Mookie and BeBe was sn...
Posted by fat sam on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:13:00 PST

ze united urop

The European Commision has just announced on an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negoti...
Posted by fat sam on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:28:00 PST