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Is she not right? Is she insane?

About Me

*I'm Megan and there's A LOT you don't know about me.
*I'm one of those people that has to be constantly busy. I work two jobs and go to school full time. I'm pretty fuckin' amazing, really.
*Healthcare is my passion. I DON'T believe in destiny, but I DO believe that I can make people's lives better. I'm not your average 18 year-old girl; I'm something much MUCH more.
*I'm a LOVER and a FIGHTER. My friends and family are the most important things in my life. I have the best friends anyone could ever ask for; I know they've always got my back. I could ask for nothing else because I know I've been given more than I deserve.
*I'm a very understanding person and am often very generous. Do not abuse my generosity or you will REGRET it.
*I'm the type that holds a grudge for a very VERY long time. I am not particularlly proud of this, but I am honest. If you fucked me over once, you may as well have fucked me over then thousand times. I will not FORGET it. If you have wronged me in any way, shape, or form... watch yourself... because I'm looking for blood this time, bitches.
*Religion has NEVER played a big part in my life. I was raised Agnostic, but I became an atheist over the course of my 18 years on this planet. I have many religious friends. Let it be said that I support those who find comfort and support in organized religion. This is not my lifestyle, so please respect that I live differently than you might. I will show respect to you if respect is shown to me in turn. Don't shove your beliefs down my throat and I won't have to tear you down.
*I'm always down for meeting new people even if I don't like them right away. Please feel free to send me a message or to add me to your friend list. Let it be known that **I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING YOU, MEETING IN PERSON, SENDING YOU DIRTY PICTURES, OR ANYTHING OF THIS SORT**
*MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES include homewrecking bitches. My man is MY MAN for a reason. I won't hesitate to fuck up someone's face for overstepping their boundaries. Don't think for one second that I'll let it slide if it's my friend's man instead of mine.
*I'm an artist of written and spoken word; I take that very seriously. I'm very critical of the things other people write because it's ususally SHIT. If you don't like it, don't ask for my opinion and don't post your SHIT all over the internet where I might have to look at it. I used to write lyrics ALL THE TIME. They tell the story of my life; they somehow manage to be beautiful even though they describe an ugly scene.
*Call me Bitch, call me Slut, call me what you will... arrogant, stuck-up, with an over-inflated ego. Your opinion doesn't matter to me because it's not you I'm out to please. It's ME. I live the life I WANT to live, not the life that society says is "RIGHT".
**My name is MEGAN MALVOLENT and I probably HATE YOU.
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My Interests

My beautiful friends... send me a pic and I'll put it up on my page...because I fucking love you guys.

{All aspects of ancient Egyptian culture fascinate me.}

I'd like to meet:

I've already met the guy I was waiting to meet.. but I wouldn't mind meeting a few of my other favorites...
Tim Burton
Tommy Hilfiger
Sarah Jessica Parker
Johnny Depp
Eddie VanHalen
Kaninchen Jimmy

Music:

Okay.. I should warn you that my taste in music is completely random.. and that some of the stuff here is going to suprise you a lot.... Yeah, and this is in no particular order.. just as I think of it...

The NME
The Misfits
Danzig
Pantera
Behemoth
Skinny Puppy
Children of Bodom
Pig Destroyer
Coroner
Nile
Slayer
Cradle of Filth
Ministry
Bad Religion
Rancid
The Skankin' Pickle
The Descendents
Richard Cheese
N.W.A.
Corey Hart
Bob Marley
Kill Hannah
Nine Inch Nails
Metallica
Twisted Sister
Static-X
Disturbed
Deadsy
Rival
Nirvana
Dropkick Murphys
Adema
The Eagles
Transplants
Dog Fashion Disco
311
Sublime
Kittie
Otep
Orgy
Black Label Society
Ra
Soil
Gwar
Amorphis
Lacuna Coil
Type O Negative
Beastie Boys
Megadeath
The Deaf Union
Kalmah
Anthrax
Suffocation
Decapitated
Hypocrisy
Jack Off Jill
Zyklon
FLESH
Stroummousheld
Deep Metal Mechanic
White Zombie
Powerman 5000
AC/DC
Nickelback
Annihilator
Dio
... nigga Matt's Terry Bradshaw song

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Vincent
Chronicles of Riddick
A Beautiful Mind
Constantine
The Villiage
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Ladykillers
Hellboy
Gladiator
Otis and Milo
Vanhelsing
X-men 1
Spiderman 1
The Wedding Singer
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Or anything that's a Tim Burton production, really... he's a fucking genius.

Television:

Seinfeld
Dr. Phil
Sex and the City
How Do I Look?
NFL Football
Family Guy
Tourettes Guy
COPS
The Peoples Court
Oprah
American Dad

Books:

The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe
The Giver
The DaVinci Code
The Rainmaker
White Oleander
Les Miserables
The Shannara Series
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Stones From the River

Heroes:

Anton Sczandor LeVay
Ozzy
Marilyn Manson
Kurt Cobain
Dave Grohl
John Lennon
my big brother, Logan
last but most certainly not least.. my cousin, Tony Exile.

My Blog

Prom

Yes.... Prom was last night. Even though I wasn't feeling in the prom spirit until yesterday when I was on the way to get my hair done... I had a really great time. I didn't spend a lot of money on my...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:08:00 PST

Re-collect

As of tomorrow, I'll only have nine more days of school left. I never thought I'd be this close to finally being done with good ol' Galesburg High School. Until about two years ago, I was very apathet...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

This is actually about 90% accurate in my case..

I found this palm reading quiz thing on Nikki's blog... and here's mine. First let's take a look at your Life Line.  The length and shallowness of yourYour Life Line would seem to indicate that y...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

What break?

Today's the last day of Spring Break and that is VERY depressing. I worked almost every single day, but I did take time to have a little bit of fun for myself. I used to dread going to work every day ...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

Things that disgust me

I've been in a very irritible mood today.. for a good reason, which I will get to later in my rant. *Okay, I absolutly can't stand it when people dress like it's Halloween all year round. This is just...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Another night out...

... is about to begin. It's really hard for me to get used to the idea of being single again. I honestly have a hard time functioning. I spent my first night out as a newly single woman with Frank at ...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST

A is for Apathy

As my title would suggest... I'm feeling as though I care about very little. I'm about to graduate in 8 weeks, and therefore I shouldn't have to give a shit about school anymore. I did my time. I know...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

An update involving gratitude

It's been a very long few days for me, but at the same time everything just seems to be flying by before I even get a chance to stop for a breath of air. I'm alright with that for some reason. It make...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

Just a day in the life...

This time of year involves a lot of difficult decisions and everyone seems really tense right before spring break. Basicly... we're just fucking sick of the stress and sick of each other as well. I'm ...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

... take all my money and can't even call a playa back!

In the past few days I have made a startling revelation. I really WILL be leaving at the end of the summer. My relationships with my favorite people will change like never before. It's going to be ver...
Posted by Megan Malvolent" on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST