Jesse {From over there}

Let me start off by saying I made this damn thing because I was bored out of my mind on a Sunday afternoon. I wish I had been this age about 20 years ago...back before David Lee Roth was out of Van Halen and so forth...
I'm a member of the PBA (Professional Bowlers Association) and I would like to one day make it out on tour.
I had been getting pretty interested in poker (hold'em, omaha, stud) for a while. I was playing quite a bit .. and a few live games here and there, but lately I've grown sick of it.
Back to the bowling now...I haven't had any big moments as of yet. Bowling is the one thing I try to overachieve at. Otherwise, I'm lazy and an underachiever. I'm always looking to get better at it and at times I probably am too hard on myself for making mistakes. I normally average around the 220s on the typical house conditions that leagues take place on, but I'd like to be able to do the same on more difficult conditions that normally cause the average to drop somewhere around 20 pins or so.
Moving along now...I spend lots of time bowling and I go to my share of concerts when there are good ones (ones that I actually like) around. The one band I want to see more than any other is Night Ranger. I'm finally 21 so hopefully they play at Mohegan Sun again...I would be extremely happy if that happens. Besides all that, oh lets see...there's 2 things I absolutely hate...of course smoking and drinking. Lets sum it up...smoking...dumb, addicting, messes up the lungs and leads you to an earlier death from lung cancer.
Drinking...alcohol...once again addicting, tastes like crap, oh wow messes up your judgment that's so cool..."oh look I'm puking my brains out and I don't remember anything last night ha ha ha so awesome." So...it's cool to shorten your life through messing up your liver...ok then. I'm proud to say I can have a good time without poisoning myself.
Now if you've read everything that I wrote in this thing and I haven't completely freaked you out and if for some strange reason you actually have an interest in talking to me, my AIM sn is WarMachine666.
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands say With me, you'll never be lost.
Your eyes say I can't dream anyone more beautiful.
Your hugs say I promise I will try to keep you safe.
Your kisses say I am addicted to you.
Your body says Just curl up next to me.
Your heart says Te amo.
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.
What's Your Ideal Relationship?