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Sam I Am

Just cause I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

About Me


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I love pirates. I hate rice but I like sushi. I love dolls that have teeth. Museums make me feel smart. Pantera was the best concert of my life. I can drink my body weight if the booze is good. I'm a self diagnosed hypochondriac. I'm only ticklish when I feel like it. I like boys who can out cuss me, but still mind their manners. I hate it when people tell me I look like someone they know. I want to own a dress made of human hair. I don't date vegans, or dentists (especially dentists.) My friends are cooler than your friends.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow This chick is so hot I'd let her make-out with my crotch......x0x0

My Interests

It changes from one minute to the next. But I'll always love to rollerskate.
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I'd like to meet:

A midget with a sense of humor, and a third leg. But I would settle for someone with a bionic limb. GET A NEW CONTACT TABLE + MYSPACE LAYOUTS MyGen Profile Generator

Music:

Pantera, Primus, Peaches, Joan Jett, Billy Idol, The Pixies, The Stoogies, The Stangelers, Motorhead, AC/DC, Jim Carrol Band, Reverend Horton Heat, Lords of Acid, Bad Acid Trip, Leanard Skinard (when I'm drunk), The Misfits, Easy-E, David Bowie, Tom Watts, Anti-Knowhere League, Cyndi Lauper, Generation X, you can't forget Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra. I HEART BETTY BLOWTORCH...............x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0
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Movies:

JOHN WATERS IS GOD. I like anything Terry Gilliam has done. Classic porn like "The Devil and Miss Jones" or "Debbie Does Dallas" something with a storyline (keeps the ladies happy.) I like a ton of 80's movies like "Big Trouble in Little China" and "Sixteen Candles". I'll stop here cause their's to many.
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Television:

Blow me.
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How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Silent But Deadly Ninjas


Treat the world with aggression, and the world will be just as aggressive to you - in the form of ninjas.

Don’t wanna be killed? Ward off your death as long as possible by knowing your four D’s of ninja defense: destructive weapons, dazzling displays, disorienting your opponents, and digging a hole in the ground and hoping they can’t find you.

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Books:

Authors: I like Hunter S. Thompson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Linda Goodman, Anton Szandor Levey, and Bataille ( I thank Kyle for the last one.)
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Heroes:

Anyone who can eat a whole bannana in one bite...... and stripper's with acne.

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What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Too Attractive


Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.

Seriously. You’re so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.

And don’t forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

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YOUR HOROSCOPE

I didn't write this shit, but I really wish I did. Aquarius: Jan 20- Feb-18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly b...
Posted by Cuntart ♥'s The League on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

BOOTH PICTURES FROM THE

So I finally have all the booth pictures from that night at the Shortstop. Instead of sending them to each one of you individually, I decided it would be easier to put'em all together.  I feel li...
Posted by Cuntart ♥'s The League on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:57:00 PST