It changes from one minute to the next. But I'll always love to rollerskate.
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A midget with a sense of humor, and a third leg. But I would settle for someone with a bionic limb. GET A NEW CONTACT TABLE + MYSPACE LAYOUTS MyGen Profile Generator
Pantera, Primus, Peaches, Joan Jett, Billy Idol, The Pixies, The Stoogies, The Stangelers, Motorhead, AC/DC, Jim Carrol Band, Reverend Horton Heat, Lords of Acid, Bad Acid Trip, Leanard Skinard (when I'm drunk), The Misfits, Easy-E, David Bowie, Tom Watts, Anti-Knowhere League, Cyndi Lauper, Generation X, you can't forget Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra.
I HEART BETTY BLOWTORCH...............x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0
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JOHN WATERS IS GOD. I like anything Terry Gilliam has done. Classic porn like "The Devil and Miss Jones" or "Debbie Does Dallas" something with a storyline (keeps the ladies happy.) I like a ton of 80's movies like "Big Trouble in Little China" and "Sixteen Candles". I'll stop here cause their's to many.
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Blow me.
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How Will You Die?
MY RESULT: Silent But Deadly Ninjas
Treat the world with aggression, and the world will be just as aggressive to you - in the form of ninjas.
Don’t wanna be killed? Ward off your death as long as possible by knowing your four D’s of ninja defense: destructive weapons, dazzling displays, disorienting your opponents, and digging a hole in the ground and hoping they can’t find you.
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Authors: I like Hunter S. Thompson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Linda Goodman, Anton Szandor Levey, and Bataille ( I thank Kyle for the last one.)
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Anyone who can eat a whole bannana in one bite......
and stripper's with acne.
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What's Wrong With You?
MY RESULT: Too Attractive
Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.
Seriously. You’re so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.
And don’t forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.
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