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(Regarding FRIEND REQUESTS: I don't mind getting friend requests from people or bands that I don't know, but I insist that you at least send a message explaining why you want to add me. There are too many people out there just trying to pump up their number of 'friends' or broaden their advertising circles for me to accept requests without a reason. Sorry!)
I am easily distracted by shiny objects, pieces of twine, and folding maps. My hobbies include eating (primarily red foods such as strawberries and meat), photographing sunflower seeds against various backdrops, and riding on the backs of unsuspecting passers-by. I have an extensive collection of cat sweaters but a somewhat smaller collection of actual cats. I like the sound that a shirt pocket full of warm contented crickets makes. I firmly believe that the reason men’s and women’s shirts button on opposite sides is that they are meant to be buttoned together. All seriousness aside...I am the bass player in Arkansas' least recognizable and most confusing surf/lounge/instrumental band, the Reverburritos . I talk to machines for a living. I think I have more affection for animals than people. I live with my cat. I'm quiet and introspective but warm, generous, kind, and fair. Sometimes I have to stir my coffee with a fork because I run out of spoons.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Weetabix 9000
Birthday: 1312 AD
Birthplace: Washington DC
Current Location: Little Rock, AR
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Oppressive Anglo-Normans
The Shoes You Wore Today: Merrell slip-ons
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Anything saddening
Your Perfect Pizza: Hint: add cheddar
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make mo' music
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "u", "ur", "kewl", "LOL"...jeez, all of them really.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Another beautiful f*ing day
Your Best Physical Feature: I have an impressive pancreas
Your Bedtime: Just before my head explodes
Your Most Missed Memory: If only I could recall
Pepsi or Coke: Pespi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Blarg!
Single or Group Dates: Well...I suppose that would depend on the activity
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Blarg squared!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. And Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes...sigh!
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No...I eschew fun.
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps
Do you belive in yourself: Do you believe in spell check?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No...I never move.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes. My mom thinks so too.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes (see "Do you think you are Attractive")
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Ask me. I dare you.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes...sigh.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only the OTC kind
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I have strongly considered it.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Been a wee bit cold out lately.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Rubber bands.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Sort of, when I was a wee lad.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Stroke might be good. Probably hemorrhagic as opposed to ischemic.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Retired but well off enough to do what I want.
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: No preference.
Height: No preference.
Weight: Less than obese.
Best Clothing Style: In a pile next to the bed.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dunno...a dozen maybe. All legal though.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A crapload.