One day when I invent a perpetual motion machine, solve all the world's problems, and come up with love potion number ten, I'm going to get a mansion on top of a hill in sunny La Costa, California, like Tony Hawk. I'm also going to build an awesome cement park in my backyard and ride it whenever I want. Then I'm going to go over to Tony Hawk's place and shred his awesome cement park because we'll be the only two bad-asses in La Costa with cement parks in our backyards...and he'll just want to hang out with me because I'll have already used love potion number ten on all the hot girls within a five mile radius (that's a lot in La Costa...you have no idea). Life is going to be really good for me... just you wait.
