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Natasha

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About Me

So there are two hydrogen atoms are walking down the road. One says "Oh my god! I just lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."

"Let me explain... No, there is too much, let me sum up!"

To make it simple, my name is Natasha. I was born and I now am alive. Ta-dah.

Other than that, I am wickedly sarcastic and a complete bitch. Now you can't say I didn't warn you. I'm more than a little obsessed with music, I'm half a Lovecraft reference away from being an uber geek, and I think every argument can be ended with a Bruce Campbell quote. Now, if you're truly interested in me, what might work better is actually talking to me instead of basing an opinion of me by reading myspace.

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My Interests

If people knew the true price of spirituality, there would be more atheists.

Sex, music, D&D, religion, the renaissance, photography, psychology, grammar, geekiness, leather, new things/people/places, ect.

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others.

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I'd like to meet:

"You hate people"

"Yes, but I love gatherings. Ironic, isn't it?

Music:

As I said in the "about me" section, I am more than a little obsessed with music.



Heroes:

I am the virus, are you the cure?

I am morally, Im morally impure

I am a disease and I am unclean

I am not part of god's well oiled machine

Christian nation, assimilate me

Take me in your arms and set me free

I am part of a degenerate elite

Dragging our society into the street

Into the abyss and to the sewer dont you see

The man just told me, he told me on tv

And the alchoholic bastard waved his finger at me

His voice was filled with evanglical glee

Sipping down his gin and tonics

While preaching about the evils of narcotics

And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin

While he mental fondles his next of kin

My mind has wandered from the flock you see

And the flock has wandered away from me

And he waved his hypnotizing finger at me

Lets imitate reality

Lets strive for mediocrity

Lets make believe were all the same

Lets sanitize our little brains

Id love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed

Id love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head

Id love to hear you laugh tonight, Id love to hear you weep

Id love to listen to you while youre screaming in your sleep

Christian sons, christian daughters

Lead me along like a lamb to the slaughter

Purify my brain and hose down my soul

White perfection, perfection is my goal

My Blog

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

I swear, if most of you Floridians learn English I'll stop bothering people about double negatives. I might even let words like "pacifically" in lieu of "specifically" or "irregardless" which just isn...
Posted by Natasha on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST

Corporate America claims another victim.

I have decided that I am not made for office work. I'm not nearly girl enough. I don't do my nails up all pretty so they get caught on the files so now half the files come complete with my blood and I...
Posted by Natasha on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

Narcissistic.

I decided to write this. I dont quite know why, but there was a reason when I started and it sort of faded away as most thoughts of mine seem to. Imagine every sentence starts with I   love the r...
Posted by Natasha on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 07:45:00 PST

random dull babble

Well I finally decided to post on this thing and it doesn't work. Hell. Now I'll try and write something similar since I really have nothing better to do. So I'll start this fun little bit of babble ...
Posted by Natasha on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:28:00 PST