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Maximus Desmus Meridius

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL wi

About Me

I'm a really intelligent guy who doesnt believe in capitalizing the beginning of sentences, often. me is really deep and often too serious and thoughtful, but thats what the booze is for, right ? I'm an artist, a musician, an author, a poet, a SKATEBOARDER and an idealist, but unfortunately an idealist trapped in a cynicst's body/mind. go figure. witty, sassy, but sweet underneath. im perfect, ahhaahahahahaha .. not
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My Interests

movies, fighting, samurai, beer, billiars,, poetry, art, music, the future, guitar, witty dialogue, cooking, school, LEARNING EVERYTHING, peace, explosions, psychology, the female body, Italy, travel, sushi, fine wines, fine whines, and taking over the world

I'd like to meet:

cool fun party people - but especially confident but not stuck-up people who have SOMETHING to say other than what clothes they like, how everyone else sucks. Mebbe people who like poetry, diverse music, [various artists] movies, sushi. and skateboarding would kick ass, too. And other pirates. Who actually own swords [plural]. or people who own shruiken and can chill with pirates. pwned

Music:

Morphine, EVERYTHING, punk, metal, rap, r+b, blues, techno, classical, classic rock, jazz: RADIOHEAD, Queens of the Stone Age, The Postal Servce, Weezer, The Misfits, The Killers, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, Ladytron, The Strokes, The Mars Volta, Portishead, Theivery Corporation, Beethoven, Orgy, The Bravery, Groove Armada, DJ Shadow, The Pixies, Tchaicovsky, Jamiroquai, Orbital, Johnny Cash, Duran Duran, Ratatat, Eagles of D.M. Raconters, White Stripes, John lee Hooker, Eric Clapton, Led zeppelin, The Doors, Pink Floyd, David Allen Coe, EVERYTHING [except country, lil dogie]

Movies:

iron giant, gattaca, King of New York, romeo and juliet, a beautiful mind, a clockwork orange, superhero flicks, gladiator, bladerunner, heathers, ronin, godfather, girl with a pearl earring, snow falling on cedars, the last samurai, kingdom of heaven, alien

Television:

that 70s show, aqua teen hunger force, Do not watch TV. It WILL INDEED rot your brain. Hockey. I love Hockey.

Books:

anyone reading this PLEASE message me and let me know some AWESOME books to read ! tom clancy, louis l'amour, The bible, kurt vonnegut, orson scott-card.

Heroes:

Jesus, Martin Luther King, Ridley Scott, Ghandi, anyone with the balls to stick up for what they believe, despite the odds, and anyone who goes out of their way to make other people's lives better.. .. .. Awesome artists or outspoken humanitarians. yeah

My Blog

I rule

I was 30 seconds away from taking over the world, and the damned ninjas attacked again. Had to pause, and fight them, but fighting them I accidentally knocked over the rum and that short circuited to ...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

a huge anouncement!

i now ALSO know how to count to shfifty-five.   http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/schfiftyfive.html   also I can say "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml   Pleas...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

new job

I was working in call center, making $10 a year ago. Now I'm in painting, making $15. Evidentally my bosses think so highly of me, that when I called in sick, they said "Are you sure you cant get up ...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

A POEM

sometimes this simmering sanity is crazysmoke til i cant think, til my vision gets hazytil i dont care that i cant understand this worldthese people who care only for pretty girls dont understand why ...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:19:00 PST

pretty girls

ok, ok, ok. Pretty girls, I like em, but for the record: Strippers are CRAZY, Fire dancers are CRAZY, Suicide girls are CRAZY, and yeasss, Fatal Beauty girls are CRAZY. See, I'm insane, but that is a ...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:09:00 PST

interesing stuff !

ooooooh look!  im interesting! read my blog! get to know me! [even though you dont know me!] Wow, what a great insight into a perfect strangers life. Go watch OPB.     Derrin...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 02:21:00 PST

two faced bitches are multiplying !

OMG. So I dated this girl Vanessa for like a week. No wait, maybe 2 weeks. She wasn't uber drama, But she was drama. She admitted - after I called her on it - that she just didnt feel comforta...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

two faced bitches

I dont get it .. ? Why cant people just be REAL ? They talk one thing, then they act another. I dunno. Dont they look in the mirror and have to admit "im fucking two-faced. I say one thing, then do an...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

time to die, swan

watched 50 first dates last night. pretty damn funny. .. .. .. so this is an online diary, eh ? I like the ol' "write in a book" kind more. Guess I always was a sucker for the pen and paper. .. .. .. ...
Posted by Maximus Desmus Meridius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST