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Grapefruit

But don't worry, he's bringing it back.

About Me

"I always look well when I'm near death." -Greta Garbo

Auden and Skyler's fake double suicide is tragically passionate, forbidden homosexual love.
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I enjoy seeing truth exposed, mysteries solved, and liars and frauds disproven. Especially on livejournal. And I kind of worship the investigative team.

I might be a bitch. I'm not sure.

I believe in independence, honesty, strength, love, and learning, but above all else RESPECT. For yourself, for others, for humanity, for the planet, for whatever karmic-love-higher-power surrounds us.

I have more passions in life than I know what to do with. It's a thrilling dilemma.You are Hard Harry from Pump up the Volume

You are shy, but once you overcome that you are inspirational to those around you. You are rebellious and like to push the authority figures buttons.

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My Interests


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books, death, vampires, serial killers, ghosts, near-death experiences, cults, conspiracies, cemeteries, mysteries, dreams, nightmares, religion, astrology, tarot & divination, magick, psychology, sexuality, philosophy, sociology, feminism, riot girl, poetry, tigers, robots, classic horror films, making mixtapes, toy guns, crushes, veggies!, cooking, nutrition, exotic cultures and cuisines, costuming, crafting with old clothes, corsets, victoriana, and all things dark and creepy

I'd like to meet:



*The dead and the truly living. *People who pursue their passion and people still in search of one. *People who read. *People who care. *People who make wacky jokes. *People who will take me out for sushi and cocktails. *People who can keep me interested long enough to come out of my shell. *People who appreciate intelligence and class. *People with sparkly eyes and an addictive touch. *People with an open mind. *Sexy people to worship and be worshipped by. *Brilliant people to inspire and be inspired by. *Curious people to stimulate and be stimulated by. *Magical creatures.
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Music:

i always greatly enjoy rockabilly, psychobilly, hardcore, hip-hop, j-pop, classic punk, blues, and early country/bluegrass.

Blood brothers, magnetic fields, murder city devils, tiger army, nekromantix, the thermals, joy division, johnny cash, carter family, jawbreaker, exploding hearts, converge, the cure, erasure, the smiths, mindless self indulgence, wanda jackson, brenda lee, buddy holly, the buzzcocks, adolescents, mewithoutyou, babes in toyland, nick cave, smashing pumpkins, johnny mathis, depeche mode, mr. bungle, fantomas, the spanish radio station, and the soundtrack to RENT

Movies:

donnie darko, velvet goldmine, hedwig, party monster, the house of yes, battle royale, any Greta Garbo films, cry baby, down with love, heathers, dementia 13, the saddest music in the world, but i'm a cheerleader, office space, clay pigeons, cabin fever, drop dead gorgeous, empire records, can't hardly wait, anything from wes anderson (bottle rocket, rushmore, royal tenenbaums), kevin smith movies EXCEPT for vulgar the clown. fuck that shit.

Television:

the office, Detective Elliott Stabler on LAW & ORDER SVU, the young ones, queer as folk, brisco county jr, x-files, twin peaks, sifl & olly, the state, kids in the hall, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, square pegs, freaks & geeks, absolutely fabulous, black books, firefly, good times

Books:

douglas coupland, joyce carol oates, josie & jack by kelly braffet, the secret life of the lonely doll by jean nathan, media virus by douglas rushkoff, the works of rilke, sartre, freud, jung, cayce, dorothy parker, elizabeth wurtzel, margaret cho, h.p. lovecraft, diana mclellan's the girls: sappho goes to hollywood, helena by machado de assis, and if i'm feeling up to the brainsplitting genius of it, house of leaves by mark z. danielewski. Also I am a cookbook junkie.

Heroes:



my mom, my friends, mulder and scully, liam lynch, klaus nomi, brian kinney, brisco county jr., the spice girls, conan o'brien, jon stewart, detective elliott stabler, special agent dale cooper, dare wright, margaret cho

My Blog

yep, it's that time again.

I can't get to sleep without:a pillow?If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:travel coffee cup, computer displaying livejournal, and an extensive wardrobe.I have an irrational fea...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

Our Forgotten Future

By Daniel Pinchbeck june 2007The future is not what it used to be. What does our future look like from this particular point in time? Scanning the distressing ecological data, we might find ourselves ...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

ok, this joke made me smile:

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got ho...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST

5 minutes later...

Oh my god, get off the fucking radio with your stupid holiday blathering. NOBODY THINKS IT'S CUTE. I might lose my mind by the end of the day if this keeps up.
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

father's day

I don't fucking want to hear about it. Get out of my face, dipshit.
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

LIVEJOURNAL CENSORSHIP OUTRAGE

So thanks to some sponsor-bullying from a crazy right-wing vigilante group called "Warriors for Innocence," Livejournal is now targeting and deleting user accounts & communities WITHOUT WARNING, w...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

today's horoscope

"You might be a bit frustrated because you cannot move forward but you aren't satisfied with any retreat scenarios either. Your normally irrepressible impulses are on a time delay now. No matter what ...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

tarot on the lunchbreak

Main (positional) Meaning:Feelings of renewal and idealism will empower you to radiate higher virtues to all around you.The card in the Self position reveals aspects of how you perceive yourself right...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

yes, exactly!!!

"This is a good time to take the initiative and start a new project. It will go very well, because you will have the insight as well as the energy to follow it through to the conclusion. During this t...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:42:00 PST

an actual blog!

The heart-shaped cheesecake brownies are in the oven for bf's birthday tomorrow. Don't be too impressed though, they came from a mix. Oh well. I did go all out and make a wonderful meal from scratch f...
Posted by Justin's borrowing my sexy... on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:43:00 PST