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John

Every day is a gift...(but) does it hafta be a pair of socks? -T. Soprano

About Me

I'm 47. I work, quite by accident, in the security field. I'm terrible at my job. I'm unmarried (but my girlfriend ISN'T!). No children. No, I mean it...NO CHILDREN!!!

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My Interests

Music, movies (er, um, I mean "film"), photography, drawing comix, reading.

I'd like to meet:

Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Stanley Kubrick, Hunter S. Thompson, and at least one person still living.
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You're Special Agent Dale Cooper. You're often too brilliant for people to really follow, but your infectious enthusiasm makes up for the fact that you're frequently incomprehensible. You are smart, intuitive, clear-headed, compassionate, and cute as hell -- about your only flaw is your insane coffee consumption.
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~ Blair ~Beautiful, rich and great fashion sense, but has as much personality as a brick. She can't seem to understand that there are more to friends than their money and looks. And don't scuff her shoes!!
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Oh yeah, it's like looking in a mirror. I mean, I'm flattered, but poor Renee! :(
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Music:

All genres, really, with a particular fondness for 60's Rock. More recent musical obsessions include Norah Jones, Gogol Bordello, Animal Collective, The Puppini Sisters, and, of course, the incomparable Ditty Bops (The).

Movies:

Anything by Kubrick, Welles, Lynch, Scorsese, Ridley Scott, the Coen brothers, with all-time favorites including "A Clockwork Orange," "Raging Bull," and "Trainspotting."

Television:

Past favorites include "The Twilight Zone," "Dark Shadows" (original and '90s redux), "Star Trek," "Monty Python's Flying Circus," "Taxi," "WKRP in Cincinnati," "The Prisoner," "Twin Peaks," "Ren and Stimpy," "Beavis and Butt-Head," "Absolutely Fabulous," "Dr. Katz," "The X-Files," "The Sopranos," "Six Feet Under," "Dead Like Me," "Arrested Development," "Deadwood," "Carnivale," and "Rome." Currently airing favorites include "The Simpsons," "South Park," "24," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Medium," "Monk" (with whom I share an affliction), and "Dexter" (with whom, hopefully, I don't). I've also recently developed a closet fondness for "Californication."

Books:

My Top 10:1.) "Catch-22" 2.) Anything Hunter S. Thompson 3.) "Catch-22" 4.) "Catch-22" 5.) Anything Steinbeck 6.) "Catch-22" 7.) "The Bounty Trilogy" 8.) "Catch-22" 9.) "The Good War" 10.) "Catch-22"

Heroes:

Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Stanley Kubrick, Hunter S. Thompson, and anyone who DOESN'T try to borrow money from me.

My Blog

Still Yet Another Poem (Sort Of)

SANDY G.  (To be sung to the tune of, "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?")   She'd tell you Call her "Blue" Does what Charlie tells her to The one and only Sandy G.   Eyes so hard Cold as ice Pl...
Posted by John on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:53:00 PST

Yet Another Poem

DOC   He looked...surprised That's what was said of the man lying dead On the floor of his cabin home   A big gun for a big hole A big hole for a big soul To make a hasty exit through  ...
Posted by John on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST

Another Poem

I SING OF SIX LEGS   Down the winding path I wandered Toward the stream to slake my thirst Casting eyes upon the ground I saw that I was not the first...   ...to occupy this sacred place Or ...
Posted by John on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

A Few More Poems

RHAPSODY IN RED AND GOLD   A brilliant bird, with fiery breast That sings a weary world to rest   A sign of faith, so boldly hued With each September, faith renewed   A blushing girl in...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

A Few Poems

NO HARPS, PLEASE   When this worthless body dies Fold my arms and close my eyes Turn my face up toward the skies Launch me ever Heaven-wise   To the place where Peter bides That place where ...
Posted by John on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST