Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

whoops Im such a dummy
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Im still a dummy
My philosophy on chlidren

My Interests

I love hanging out with my two best friends Jessica and Amanda. They are so cool, and really amazingly hot. If only they were single... Anyway, I also really enjoy their significant others. Grrr.... ,
Things I enjoy;
hanging out with friends
farting
driving(until i started doing it for a living),
partying
MYSPACE
watching movies
making movies
Being called Hun or Hunny(not sweetheart I think its condesending, did I spell that right? who cares)
Being called Bud(not buddy I also think thats condesending
Things i dislike;
Private Profiles
Spell check
People who drive up the onramp at 10 miles an hour
slow drivers
political correctness
crappy drivers
stupid drivers(pretty much if you drive, I hate you)
boats
flying
large bodies of water
Exclamation points!
People who think they are doctors
walking over grates
bugs
people who dont call me back
people who have dens and dont let people sit in the living room
people touching the top of my hands
Brokeback Mountain(Although it was shot very nicely)
People who cant spell
People who park in the fucking ten minute courier spot when they are not couriers, thats our spot assholes!
probably more too but i cant think of them.
I dont care what anyone says i like Tom Cruise, and Keanu Reeves, I dont know some people dont like them.

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I'd like to meet:

Harrison Ford, he was by far the best president weve ever had. That is someone we should change the constitution for. I know what youre thinking, "Why not Brad Pitt?" Ill tell you why, me and Brad are already buds, we hang out all the time...

Music:

Tori Amos, Sarah McLaughlin, Poe, Jewel, Celine Dion, Dionne Warwick, Elton John, The Village People, George Michael, my idol, Madonna.... And my weakness: SHOWTUNES. Oklahoma is my fave!!

-10 Years
-30 Seconds to Mars
-A Perfect Circle
-A Static Lullaby
-AFI
-The Academy is...
-Alexisonfire
-All American Rejects
-Amber Pacific
-Anberlin
-As I Lay Dying
-Atreyu
-Authority Zero
-Avenged Sevenfold
-The Black Maria
-Bleed the Dream
-Blindside
-Circa Survive
-Comeback Kid
-Emery
-Fall Out Boy
-Finch
-From Autumn to Ashes
-From First to Last
-Funeral for a Friend
-Hatebreed
-Hawthorne Heights
-HIM
-Hopesfall
-In Flames
-Killswitch Engage
-Kittie
-Lamb of God
-Lostprophets
-Mae
-Maroon 5
-Matchbook Romance
-My Chemical Romance
-Muse
-Rise Against
-Rufio
-Saosin
-Scary Kids Scaring Kids
-Senses Fail
-Silverstein
-Sianai Beach
-Spitalfield
-Story of the Year
-Taking Back Sunday
-Tenacious D
-The Bled
-Thursday
-Thrice
-Throwdown
-Tool
-Underoath
-The Used
-Yellowcard

Bands Ive seen Live
-MxPx
-AVC(RIP)
-Forever Undone(RIP)
-The Forces of Evil
-Rise Against
-Alexisonfire
-Tsunami Bomb
-The Starting Line
-Senses Fail
-My Chemical Romance
-The Offspring
-Hawthorne Heights
-The Un-fun Slide
-UnderOath
-Motion City Soundtrack
-Bleed the Dream
-Story of the Year
-He is Legend
-Funeral For a Friend
-Anberlin
-Dont Look Down
-Atreyu(sort of)
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Movies:

Anything by David Fincher, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club,Cube, Se7en, Panic Room, Minority Report, The Interpreter, Stay, A Few Good Men, Snatch,Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Troy, Oceans Eleven, Matchstick Men, The Matador,The Chumscrubber, The Rock, The Thing, Heat, The Big Lebowski, Office Space,Stay, V for Vendetta, Weedding Crashers, Lord of War, Lucky Number Slevin. Boondock Saints. Anything good.
Movies so bad theyre good: Last action hero, Jingle all the way. See a pattern? Maximum Overdrive is the best, Santa Clause Conquers the Martians(best movie to spend 50 cents on as a gag), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Thats it for now
Top Ten
1.Fight Club
2.Se7en
3.OfficeSpace
4.The Frighteners
5.BeetleJuice
6.The Dark Knight
7.In Bruges
8.Fear and Loathing in las Vegas
9.The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
10.Ghostbusters
Movies with Importance:
Raising Arizona
Notting Hill
The Squid and the Whale
Constantine
Ice Age 2
Wedding Crashers
The Jacket
Flight of the Pheonix
If youve never seen this movie, get yourself 50 cents walk your ass down to wal-mart and pick up a copy.

HAHAHAHA...sorry. Hey Kids, smoking is good for you.

Look at this, videocassette, Laserdisc, 8MM!!!! Fucking awesome.

Television:

Golden Girls, Oprah, Cooking with Emeril, (BAM!) LOL!!, Anything on Lifetime, Wifeswap, and Supernanny, or Nanny 911. Those crazy nannies will get you every time! Arrested Development, Futurama (my favorite show), Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House, Lucky Louie, Entourage, The Office, Hell's Kitchen, Mission Hill, The Tick

Books:

The Bourne Series, Fight Club, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Casual Rex, Annoymous Rex, Hot and Sweaty Rex, Catcher in the Rye, The Iliad, Catch 22, Frankenstein, Brave New World, Thank You for Smoking, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, The Looking Glass Wars, The Alphabet of Manliness, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, A Dirty Job, I am Legend(not the movie), America the Book= best book ever written. And also anything by Danielle Steel.

Heroes:

My mothers father, Michael Scarn, Quailman, Gumbercules

My Blog

Iron Man Abridged

FADE IN: EXT. AFGHANISTAN ROBERT DOWNEY JR. illustrates the usage of his new weapon to various military personnel. ROBERT DOWNEY JR I'd like to thank you all for coming to see my new weapon. As you ca...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:43:00 PST

Bitch Defined

Noun: Bitch (bich): A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her dram...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:05:00 PST

Heaven or Hell?

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

Beer

I like beer 'cause it is good I drink beer because I should If there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you drink I drink beer when I am sad Because the beer it makes me glad Now theres nothing not...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST

Proper procedures when dealing with police

About a few days back I had a brush with the CHP. Not stopped or pulled over nothing like that. I always drive properly, a bit fast perhaps but always with consummate skill. And a natural feel for the...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:40:00 PST

the quiz of death. will you pass?

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 5. Describe me in one word. 6. What was your first impression? 7. Do you still thin...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why change your oil when your girlfriend can do it

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed ...
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Burning rag 2

Burning rag 2 The rag burns the smoke burns my lungs ruben is an idiot end
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wing Pan

Wing Pan The flesh of the chicken it burns with desire the grease burns my arm they taste good End
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Burning rag 1

The burning rag the rag it burns the smoke fills the room it fills the room with smoke the smoke it gives me the black lung End
Posted by Jim [(Likes Parenthesis)] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST