RIDING MY HARLEY, PLAYING WITH THE HORSES, PLAYING GUITAR, GOING ON ROAD TRIPS, BUILDING THINGS, SPENDING TIME WITH MY FRIENDS. I LIKE ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND HAVE GOOD TIMES AND BRINGS GOOD MEMORIES.
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET DAISEY FUENTES WHILE SHE WAS DRUNK AND HORNEY WANTING TO RIDE ON A HARLEY. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MICHAEL JACKSON ON A DARK ROAD WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND GIVE HIM SOME OF HIS OWN MEDICIN. NOT ME BUT THE EX-CONS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET PRESIDENT BUSH AND ASK HIM WHY WE KEEP PAYING FOR ILLIGALS, AND NOT TAKING CARE OF OUR OWN. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MICHAEL MOORE AND ASK HIM WHY HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A TERRORIST AND ASK HIM IF IT'S REALLY WORTH IT.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE GUY THAT LOOKED AT A CHICKEN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SAID TO HIMSELF, I AM GOING TO EAT THE NEXT THING THAT COMES OUT OF IT'S ASS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN ILLITERATE PERSON AND ASK THEM IF THEY GET THE FULL EFFECT OF ALPHABET SOUP. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A VERTERAN OF ANY WAR AND SHAKE HIS HAND AND SAY THANKS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEEET OPRA AGAIN AND SEE IF SHE WOULD GIVE ME SOME OF HER MONEY TO GO AWAY AND NOT TELL ANYONE WE HAD AN AFFAIR. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET SHAWN PENN AND ASK HIM IF MADONNA WAS ANY GOOD IN BED OR IS IT ALL JUST A BUCH OF HYPE.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE SEXY BARTENDER SO I COULD LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND SAY THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND AND GIVE HER A HUG AND A KISS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANY OF THE GUYS THAT SUPPOSEDLY LANDED ON THE MOON AND ASK THEM IF THEY REALLY DID.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A MUSLIM AND ASK THEM WHY THEY FEEL A NEED TO KILL INOCENT PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF THIER GOD. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE GUY THAT PROPOSED THE LAW THAT I HAVE TO WEAR A HELMET WHILE I AM RIDING ON MY HARLEY SO THAT I COULD KICK HIM IN THE NUTS THEN HE CAN PROPOSE A LAW SAYING YOU HAVE TO WEAR A CUP. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS SO I CAN SAY I LOVE YOU AGAIN. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS. I WISH YOU LONG LIFE AND HAPPINESS. LETS BE FRIENDS, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW YA.
I LOVE THE BLUES. I LIKE COUNTRY ROCK AND JUST GOOD OLE ROCK AND ROLL.
Comedies AND THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
COMEDY CHANNEL, HBO, DISCOVERY ,
I HAVE TO READ CODE BOOKS AND REVISIONS ALL THE TIME.
MY BROTHER IS MY HERO. ANYONE WHO LAID DOWN THERE LIFE SERVING IN THE ARMED FORCES. ANYONE WHO HELPS ANIMALS. ANYONE THAT THINKS WE SHOULD STOP PAYING FOR ILLIIGALS, ANYONE THAT KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF ANY MAN WHO RAISES THERE HAND TO A WOMAN. ANYONE THAT WANTS TO PROTECT THE INVIROMENT WITHOUT BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS. ANYONE WHO COULD LOVE ME.