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Andy

IF YOU AIN'T PASSIN, YOU AIN'T GASSIN

About Me

I WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE OF THE NOTHERN BORDER OF THE YUKON. I DIDNT HAVE A MOTHER AS SHE DIED BEFORE I WAS BORN. I WAS BROUGHT UP BY SOME TRAPPERS THAT USED ME FOR BAIT. THEY WOULD PUT ME OUT IN THE FORREST AND WAIT FOR THE WOLVES TO COME AND THEN THEY WOULD SHOOT THEM. I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT WAS GOING ON UNTIL I WAS ABOUT 8. I RAN AWAY AND JOINED THE CIRCUS BUT DIDN'T LAST THERE FOR ALONG TIME AS THE THE BEARDED LADY KEPT WANTING ME TO DO NASTY THINGS TO HER. I LEFT AND JOINED A BAND OF GYPSY'S THAT WENT FROM TOWN TO TOWN BEGGING FOR MONEY AND FOOD. THAT WAS NO WAY TO LIVE SO I LEFT THEM TO. I FINALLY FOUND MY NITCH IN LIFE WHEN I CAME TO CALIFORNIA. I BECAME A WELL KNOWN MIME AND MADE SOME MONEY, BUT SOON FELL INTO A SLUMP AS I DIDN'T HAVE ALOT TO SAY ON ALL THE TALK SHOWS. SO NOW I JUST RIDE MY HARLEY AND THE HORSES AND GO FROM BAR TO BAR LOOKING FOR MY LONG LOST BROTHER. THEY SAY I AM ALWAYS JUST A FEW DRINKS BEHIND HIM. I QUESS THAT'S WHY I GO IN CIRCLES. I KNOW ONE DAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND LIFE WILL BE GOOD. NOW IF YOU BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFF THEN SOMETHING IS WAY WRONG WITH YOU. AND YOU ARE JUST THE KIND OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MEET. LIVE LIFE LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TOMMOROW, AND WHEN EVER YOU GET A CHANCE, GET UP AND DANCE. ALWAYS SAY I LOVE YOU TO YOUR FRIENDS. AND SMILE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. IT JUST FEELS GOOD. I WISH YOU PEACE IN YOUR LIFE.

My Interests

RIDING MY HARLEY, PLAYING WITH THE HORSES, PLAYING GUITAR, GOING ON ROAD TRIPS, BUILDING THINGS, SPENDING TIME WITH MY FRIENDS. I LIKE ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND HAVE GOOD TIMES AND BRINGS GOOD MEMORIES.

I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET DAISEY FUENTES WHILE SHE WAS DRUNK AND HORNEY WANTING TO RIDE ON A HARLEY. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MICHAEL JACKSON ON A DARK ROAD WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND GIVE HIM SOME OF HIS OWN MEDICIN. NOT ME BUT THE EX-CONS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET PRESIDENT BUSH AND ASK HIM WHY WE KEEP PAYING FOR ILLIGALS, AND NOT TAKING CARE OF OUR OWN. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MICHAEL MOORE AND ASK HIM WHY HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A TERRORIST AND ASK HIM IF IT'S REALLY WORTH IT.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE GUY THAT LOOKED AT A CHICKEN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SAID TO HIMSELF, I AM GOING TO EAT THE NEXT THING THAT COMES OUT OF IT'S ASS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN ILLITERATE PERSON AND ASK THEM IF THEY GET THE FULL EFFECT OF ALPHABET SOUP. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A VERTERAN OF ANY WAR AND SHAKE HIS HAND AND SAY THANKS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEEET OPRA AGAIN AND SEE IF SHE WOULD GIVE ME SOME OF HER MONEY TO GO AWAY AND NOT TELL ANYONE WE HAD AN AFFAIR. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET SHAWN PENN AND ASK HIM IF MADONNA WAS ANY GOOD IN BED OR IS IT ALL JUST A BUCH OF HYPE.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE SEXY BARTENDER SO I COULD LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND SAY THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND AND GIVE HER A HUG AND A KISS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANY OF THE GUYS THAT SUPPOSEDLY LANDED ON THE MOON AND ASK THEM IF THEY REALLY DID.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A MUSLIM AND ASK THEM WHY THEY FEEL A NEED TO KILL INOCENT PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF THIER GOD. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE GUY THAT PROPOSED THE LAW THAT I HAVE TO WEAR A HELMET WHILE I AM RIDING ON MY HARLEY SO THAT I COULD KICK HIM IN THE NUTS THEN HE CAN PROPOSE A LAW SAYING YOU HAVE TO WEAR A CUP. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS SO I CAN SAY I LOVE YOU AGAIN. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS. I WISH YOU LONG LIFE AND HAPPINESS. LETS BE FRIENDS, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW YA.

Music:

I LOVE THE BLUES. I LIKE COUNTRY ROCK AND JUST GOOD OLE ROCK AND ROLL.

Movies:

Comedies AND THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH

Television:

COMEDY CHANNEL, HBO, DISCOVERY ,

Books:

I HAVE TO READ CODE BOOKS AND REVISIONS ALL THE TIME.

Heroes:

MY BROTHER IS MY HERO. ANYONE WHO LAID DOWN THERE LIFE SERVING IN THE ARMED FORCES. ANYONE WHO HELPS ANIMALS. ANYONE THAT THINKS WE SHOULD STOP PAYING FOR ILLIIGALS, ANYONE THAT KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF ANY MAN WHO RAISES THERE HAND TO A WOMAN. ANYONE THAT WANTS TO PROTECT THE INVIROMENT WITHOUT BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS. ANYONE WHO COULD LOVE ME.

My Blog

A MOMENT IN TIME

I AWOKE THIS MORNING BEFORE THE ALARM COULD BUZZ ME OUT OF MY SLEEP. AS I OPENED MY EYES, I LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND SAW THAT IT WAS LIGHT. I JUMPED OUT OF BED THINKING I HAD OVER SLEPT AND HURRIE...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:10:00 PST

IN THE NAME OF GOD

I WATCHED A PROGRAM LAST NIGHT. IT GOT ME TO THINKING OF ALL THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THRU TIME DATING BACK AS FAR AS WE CAN REMEMBER, THAT WERE KILLED IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE'S GOD. I WAS OVERWHELMED AT...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:12:00 PST

I DEDICATE THIS DAY

I HAVE DECIDED TO DEDICATE THIS DAY TO MEMORIES OF JAKE COPUS. JAKE WENT ON TO A BETTER PLACE LAST THURSDAY.THIS MAN WAS A COWBOY, A PUBLISHED POET, A GENTLE MAN, AND A  HUMANITARIAN. HE WAS ONE ...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST

24 HOUR DREAM

ONE THE DRIVE HOME FROM WORK TODAY, I WAS IN A SLIGHT ALTERCATION WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO GO FASTER THAN THE TRAFFIC ALLOWED. IT WAS AS THOUGH I SHOULD MOVE OVER SO THAT HE CAN THEN COULD...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST

HIDDEN AJENDA'S

I GET REALLY TIRED OF THE SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT COME TO MY SITE AND SAY I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. THEY HAVE THIS HUGE THING THEY WRITE IN THE, ABOUT ME PLACE ALWAYS SAYING HOW TOUGH THIER LIFE WAS A...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:47:00 PST

THE RACE THAT CANT BE WON

I WOKE THIS MORNING, AND IT WAS STILL DARK OUT. IT'S SATURDAY AND IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OFF YET I STILL WAKE AT THE SAME TIME. AS I LAID THERE, I REALIZED THAT THE WEEK FLEW BY. IT SEEMS LIKE IT ...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

NEW MESSAGES

I HAVE BEEN ON MY SPACE FOR AWHILE NOW AND HAVE MET SOME REAL GOOD PEOPLE. AS OF LATELY THOUGH, I HAVE MET SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL. SOMEONE THAT I HAVE COME TO KNOW AND REALLY LIKE. I WOULD SAY LOVE BUT ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

WHAT I KNOW NOW

AS I SIT HERE AND THINK HOW FAST I HAVE REACHED THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I WONDER WHAT THE FUTURE WILL HOLD FOR ME. I THINK OF ALL THE COOL THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE AND HOPEFULLY WILL DO. I JUST HAVE ONE...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:19:00 PST

UPHILL OR DOWNHILL

I WAS THINKING ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE TODAY. HE IS ABOUT TO TAKE A JOURNEY FOR ALL THE WRONG REASON'S. HE DOESN'T REALIZE WHAT HIS ACTIONS WILL DO AND HOW MANEY PEOPLE IT WILL EFFECT.. HE HAS CHOSEN A...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

GETTING A TREAT

I GOT A VERY NICE PRESENT TODAY. SOMETHING THAT I HAVE WANTED FOR ALONG TIME. I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT AN ANGEL TRULY LOOKS LIKE. THANK YOU MY FRIEND.
Posted by Andy on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:46:00 PST