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scarynic

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, most of this is on my lj... About to start my PhD at Londonmet, did an MA in Lit and Modernity, BA in English. I live in London in a flat full of intersting people, animals, toys and smells. Like Santa's grotto, with more goths, and less midgets. I hate filling in blog info as i find it increasingly difficult to write fresh witticisms. Maybe i'll just stick to fart jokes... Had 24 piercings but need to re-do my eyebrows. Multiple tattoos, yes the one on my head fucking hurt. I loves my Boba Fett and so do the kids. Starwars and wrestling nerd, but hey, ladies still let me see them nekkid. Occasionally men do too, but i STAY AWAY FROM THEM. No lollipop is worth that. I work in a School in North London. It's great. My boys do me credit. I don't touch them inappropriately either. I club in London (seals mostly), TG, slimelight, frantic, hard house academy etc... Musically i like ebm, industrial, electro, hard trance, hard house, metal...won't list bands yet. Time consuming and i could never list them all. I dj-haven't done anywhere notable for a while, but all i'll say is watch this space...not literally...se, i know if i was sat next to him, stace would be staring at it and pointing an ET finger at it. I've been alternative for 13 years-it's not a phase! Likewise i've been mental for ten years-it's not a phase! Once i was slightly curious about being a lady, that was a phase. I have a great family life and wonderful friends, so sorry if you don't. But hey, Jonathon Davis made alot of money out of that. And he gets to play bagpipes. a very good way to get around me is to give me cherry bakewells and starwars toys. I am a mercenary, tis true... I'm also learning Italian and one day hope to be able to kill people just by looking at them. The best things ever are StarWars, Dr.Who and not having frozen Turkey thrown at you. I have two beautiful women in my life. One of them can say 'exterminate' and the other one is her mother. I love you both.xxx Most of my piercings were done by Zuzanna Dvorakova Nunes and my tatts by Allan Graves at Haunted Tatto, 37 Berwick Street, Soho. Go get inked by Allan, he's a star and didn't tattoo a willy on my head when I fell asleep in his dentist's chair. Yes, I am straightedge but with a sense of humour.EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS,THIS FIRE BURNS ALWAYS.

My Interests

Mostly above but...sick humour, travel, clubbing, psychoanalysis, reading, horror,ghosts, Borat, eating animals, cooking, durkastahn,wrestling,stupid violence,j-horror,METAAALLLL!!! cats, really big insects that frighten Nick Locking, Languages and linguistics...i like splatter movies one minute followed by Cartesian philosophy the next, whilst playing atmosfear. NOT YOUR FUCKING BAND.

I'd like to meet:

Fun and interesting midgets, retards to play scrabble with, Darth Vader, people i lost contact with,Stephen King, the ghost of Obi Wan,somebody...else...slimer from Ghostbusters. NOT ET.

Music:

It's all beeps and clicks, innit? vnv nation, fear factory, korn,feindflug assemblage 23, hocico, amduscia, god module, dismantled, kmfdm, combichrist, agonoize, static-x, ministry, nin, tiesto, voodoo and serano, k-90, lab 4, yoji biomekanika, funker vogt, , covenant, apoptygma bezerk, kat5can, suicide commando, sepultura, soulfly, metallica, chimaira, front line assembly, skinny puppy, slipknot, wumpscut, mudvayne, run level zero, mushroomhead, fleshfield,unternull, goteki,unternull,stray, depeche mode,Rammstein, wolfsheim,Die Sektor,mind.in.a.box, will add to this...

Movies:

Zombie movies, any horror, mostly zombies as i did my MA dissertation on the zombie as postmodern subject... Meet joe black, STARWARS-all of them. Asian horror, most sci-fi, anything with a giant animal in it or a retard.Yes, I own Titanic. Yes, I am ashamed.

Television:

er...x-files (defunct),Dr.Who,Prehistoric Park, old simpsons, anything where gypsies inadvertently burn their house down...knightmare, third rock from the sun...i don't watch much tv other than wrestling. No more fucking Trisha,or Sharon Fucking osbourne.

Books:

I will have to add to this later...i have been reading at a rate of knots for the last several years... Any Freud, Lacan or Jung.Lord of the Rings, any Mick Foley. Philip K Dick, Stephen King...anything that makes noises or has easy words in large letters. My Pet Goat

Heroes:

Mulder, my dad, obi wan kenobi, ogre, Anakin Skywalker,Stephen king Chris Benoit, AJ styles, Chris Daniels, Eddie Guerrero, Doctor Who, Miyazaki-san, Nakata-san

My Blog

Birthday

Went to see Grendel. Got slapped by a scrote. Have lost my short term memory and need a wee. That is all.
Posted by scarynic on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

Letter To the BBC

'Many thanks for moving Doctor Who from its slot and failing to find an alternative. When there is so little family time available in today's busy society it's nice to know that the Beeb have done jus...
Posted by scarynic on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

Return of the Mack

Yup, a new blog. So there.For any of you guys not on my LJ, here's tthe news in brief.1 I am up to a fairly beefy 11 stone 10 and have now shaved my head.2 Work is going great but there is alot of str...
Posted by scarynic on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

GOTHIC

I appear to be getting more Goth by the day. I shouldn't spend so much time getting upset by women. In defiance of my raging heterosexuality, i'm going to castrate myself and become a monk.
Posted by scarynic on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:31:00 PST

PhD

Started the PhD research today, a few hours back. Now watch my motivation dribble away as i earn money. Books? pfft. I'd rather have a solid gold lightsaber.
Posted by scarynic on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:58:00 PST

...

Yawn, i am shattered...i have become a fifty year old man before i'm even thirty... I can't even muster up the will to trot across the road for a cocktail. What a poor showing. I'll probably be in bed...
Posted by scarynic on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:18:00 PST