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About Me

I have been in the Air Force since May '03. And, not surprisingly, they have me currently dislocated from my home state of Washington. I have created a new home in Oklahoma, in which I have made some of my very best friends here who currently make life much more enjoyable than it should be.

I am:
the oldest of four brothers(ftw)
-horrible with money
-decisive
-determined
-a trekkie
-loyal
-homesick
-giving
-loud
-not easily embarrassed
-self sufficiant
-an insomniac

I like:
-fast food
-comics
-camping
-reading
-eating out
-doing nothing

I can't:
-throw a football
-spell
-die

My Interests

making forts entirely out of bacon, computing, concerts, literature, opera, poetry, star wars, free chicken samples at the mall's asain food place, movies, collegiate sports, eating a tunnel out of my bacon fort.

I'd like to meet:

someone special

Music:

Coheed and Cambria, Eighteen Visions, Five Iron Frenzy, Jimmy Eat World, Lucky Boys Confusion, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Roper, Say Anything

Movies:

I like watching almost any movie in general but my favories are: Star Wars, Bourne Trilogy, 5th Element, Lord of the Rings, Good Will Hunting, Snatch, Stargate, Little Miss Sunshine, Lady in the Water, Emperors New Grove, Last Samaurai, Castle in the Sky, Spirited Away, Pulp Fiction, T1 and T2 (T3 was horrible), and I hate anyone who thinks the Shrek franchise is funny, literally

Television:

Lost, The Office, Scrubs, Heroes, Arrested Develpment, SNL, and various anime

Books:

Anything written by Robert Heinlein, Robert Jordan's 'The Wheel of Time' series, and Tad Williams. Also, I could read David Sedaris for a lifetime.

My Blog

May Day (May 1, 2008 - Midwest City, Oklahoma)

I avoided the tornados but I lost my windshield to golf ball-sized hail: seriously....
Posted by michaelj on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

Does anyone have a crystal ball I could borrow?

Things are complicated. I need to know the future. If anyone could help me out, let me know; it would be much appreciated.
Posted by michaelj on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

To: Close shower guy

Please don't shower so close to me.Thanks.
Posted by michaelj on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:23:00 PST

David Blaine

these David Blane spoofs are a couple of the funniest things I have ever found on the internet; they never get old. Go ahead, laugh with me. ...
Posted by michaelj on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

Okay, it's not so bad.

iTunes is actually a pretty good program. After going through initial setup from your normular, windows based musical files into the sleek, stylish, and sexy iTunes world, it becomes a much better par...
Posted by michaelj on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

holy empty aluminum cans Batman!

I am once again addicted to Pepsi. It tastes so good! Damn liquid sugar.
Posted by michaelj on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

A message to a friend

From: ClaireDate: Dec 28, 2005 11:24 AMSubject: Hi Mike!!! Hey, how was Maral's for Christams?? I hope you ate lots of turkey/ham or whatever it was and that the pogo sticks didn't attack you. ...
Posted by michaelj on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:08:00 PST

V is for Veteran

Thank a Veteran today. Today I thank my Great Grandfather for his time in the United States Navy. I also thank my Uncle, Grandfather, and my Dad for their service spent in the United States Air Force....
Posted by michaelj on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:56:00 PST

Halloween 2005

"That fate which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh; this face-the infection which poisons our love. This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask my...
Posted by michaelj on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:27:00 PST

a day late

Story of the Year - Anberlin &nb sp; - Funeral for a Friend Anberlin is one of my favorite live band...
Posted by michaelj on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 04:45:00 PST