Vodka, binge drinking, hot girls, soccer, shopping, parties, running, traveling, Jäger Bombs, lap dances, hot girls in short skirts, being served, the beach, topless beaches, boxing, Adriana Lima, caffeine, anything racist, Costco, money, Starbucks, playing the guitar poorly, win-win situations, insulting people, open bars, jello shots, hot European girls, and me.
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet new people with nice personalities who share my interests, personal tastes, and perspective on life. By that I mean: Any hot/cute/attractive girls who aren't excessively stupid. Free alcohol earns you extra points.
Meeting hot girls isn't particularly hard, they're everywhere. Meeting hot girls worth my time, on the other hand, hardly happens. But well, if you're hot enough, we can pretend you'll do.
Also, people with silent profiles. If I wanted to listen to stupid random crap I would turn a radio on.
Favorite Quotes:
"If you can't take a joke, then fuck you." -Somewhere in the Bible
"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success." -Hitler
"Hope for the best, expect the worst." -Captain Morgan
"With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured." -The Pope
Life Goals:
To own a yacht and never die.
Music:
Robbie Williams, Coldplay, Oasis, Madonna, The Cure, Queen, U2, The Beatles, Bon Jovi, Jack Johnson, Beck, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blink-182, No Doubt, Prince, Michael Jackson, Kylie Minogue, Travis, Manu Chau, Weezer, Air, Mana, Luis Miguel, Soda Stereo, Enanitos Verdes
Movies:
Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Bridget Jones's Diary, Amores Perros, Kill Bill, Pretty Woman, Forrest Gump, Old School, Sleepless in Seattle, Garden State, Se7en, The Notebook, Scarface, Mean Girls, The Usual Suspects, Mala Educacion, Oceans 11, Y Tu Mama Tambien, 21 Grams, City of Angels, El Crimen del Padre Amaro, My Girl, Catch Me If You Can
Television:
"There is a commercial on late-night TV for this thing you attach to a garden hose. It says, 'You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product.' Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach!? That seems so very mean. 'I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully, they will invent a product before you shrivel and die. Think like a cactus!'"
Books:
The Stranger, Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club, The Hobbit, Invisible Monsters
Heroes:
I only have one hero, the greatest person ever born: Me.
"What makes you think that animals suffer in slaughter houses anyway? I think it would rule to be raised for slaughter. Get all the free steroids you want, free meals and plenty of good company--hell, you have it made. Then when you're at the prime of your life, you get your head generously chopped off so you don't have to live through the suffering of old age. Not only that, but you can die with the satisfaction of knowing that somebody is going to enjoy eating a burger made out of you. What's more humane? Being slaughtered for meat or having to spend 8 hours a day, 40 hours per week in a cubicle for the rest of your life with assholes who listen to shitty music without headphones, then retiring and withering away with old age and cancer as your obnoxious kids grow up and treat you like shit? Slaughter please." - Maddox, on vegetarians
