In the blink of an eye |
I'm starting to see the big picture of it all. Yesterday the keynote speaker for a conference I was attending clarified everything I had been feeling all along. He broke down every single feeling that...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:59:00 GMT |
Sexercize |
This provides an alternative to all those stupid diets.
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.Take off her clotheswith her consent.......................
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 19:50:00 GMT |
coldplay live IS the illest |
Even if u hate coldplay you would have thought coldplay live is the illest. The show couldnt have been any better and chris martin puts it down. Plus nicole simpson cant rap'!
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 01:16:00 GMT |
you win some. you lose some. |
I used to be an elementary school crossing guard. Lot of kids died that week. One kid came up to me and said,"Hey, the lights red. Is it safe to cross?"
I was like,"Yeah, man. Fucking red , gre...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
*booty call agreement |
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, and by____________________, (hereinafte...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
