I pretend to be a lot of things.
Myspace Editor
Pimp MySpace
I pretend to like writing.
Myself.
Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand,Bright Eyes, Pixies, U2, Modest Mouse, Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, J. Cash, Muse, The Killers, The Postal Service, The Betta Band, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Quiet Company(=P), Arcade Fire, NIN, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, RageATM, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Nobuo Uematsu(SP), lots of other crap that I am tired of listing.
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Sometimes I pretend to read.
I use to wish I was Spiderman as a kid. .... I still do.