Overstated Eloquence Personified

About Me

I.... am me. Learn more. IM me. iused2breative.

My Interests

SCUBA Diving, Tennis, Basketball, Running, Working Out, Listening to/making music, exploring the capabilities of my mind.

Music:

ALL OF IT

Television:

COMEDY CENTRAL, FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, ALL THE MOVIE CHANNELS, ESPN. WORLD SERIES OF POKER TOO. oh, and BET, except comic view. There's no variety, every comedian on that show covers the same topics, sex and race. Both have the potential to be funny, but not when the comic has to stop every 10 seconds (literally) to laugh at his own jokes. Then it takes him another few seconds to get back into the routine. Right, TV shows. Umm.....anything else? YES!!! pardon the interruPTIon!!!! If you don't know what it is.....guess what? ASK!!!!

Books:

I'm not talking about books. Everyone knows I'm a nerd. If you wanna talk literature, just ask.

Heroes:

TIM ABOUDARA JR. PAT KERCHEVAL. JOSEPH KITCHENS.

My Blog

This Place -- Can I leave now?

What do I do now? I don't know. What comes between the beginning and the end? Stuff. What comes between the end and the begninng? I don't know. Am I coming to the end? Yes. Will I make...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Skidmarks on the Underpants of My Intellect Pt. 1

Paint a picture with the lost art of autofellatio. Porn addicts typically have a very good grip on themselves. Never let a blind pedophile take your family portrait. I tried playing the race ...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Hand Stumbles Upon a Tangible Thought

Ok, the last blog entry was pointless. I apologize for wasting your time. I promise not to do it again. Apparently, these entries are supposed to a fertile ground to plant the seeds of emotion....
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlfriend Applications, What a Joke.

I love it when these post a blog that says "Now accepting girlfriend applications." I envy these guys beyond belief. I see some of these guys get like 20 or 30 girls to filll out these 80 question a...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As I Blindly Reach Into the Dark Expanse of My Thoughts

Do you ever get that feeling that the longer you stare at your computer screen, the more of your intellect it takes from you? Maybe you don't. But I do. I don't actually think about getting less in...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Profound Sayings from Shallow Movies

"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." - The Rock Actually, it's true. The winner of something almost always says how he or she could have done better, but losers...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back From Hawaii

All right everyone, I am back from hawai'i. I had a great time, went surfing, went to some clubs, ate waaaay too much sushi, did some night diving (SCUBA), and had alotta fun. I'm not feeling partic...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drop It on Iraq (To the Beat of Drop it Like It's Hot)

Drop it On Iraq - Written By Ryan Trontz (Me) Chorus .1 When a Bush is in the crib ma Drop it on Iraq Drop it on Iraq Drop it on Iraq When OPEC cuts production Drop it on Iraq Drop i...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today

Today, October 25th, 2004; is my birthday. In fact, it's my 18th birthday. So i've decided to write quick entry before I head off to school. Today's topic: Time. Have you ever ...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SUPER SMART ASS

THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a ...
Posted by Overstated Eloquence Personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST