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Alexandra

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About Me

Well, there's not much to say really...except that I'm a resident at the Columbus Institute for the Socially Defective. I'm number 87-43-52. Ask for me at the front desk, the secretary will know who I am...I'm the one who led the rebellion against the staff two months ago. (which resulted horribly; all 700 of my brethren were tranquilized and sent to their cells without watching Full Metal Alchemist that evening...They STILL haven't forgiven me.) Anyhow, I'm a people person. I like long walks on the beach, hand in hand with the one I love---I also share a love for decapitation and splitting peoples' heads open like watermelons, gazing lovingly at the brains as they slowly ooze out of the ears...Such a grand sight, I daresay.

My Interests

Oh, my this is rather hard...I love to read long novels, hanging out with my dad and idiotic younger siblings...Though, they don't like it, much. Eh. No matter, I've better things to do. I hate school with the white-hot passion of a thousand suns. Everyone is dead, truth be told. I like writing short stories, running on a treadmill, raising hell, and going to the library. I'm a dork, so fuck you.

I'd like to meet:

Personally, I'd like to meet Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese so that we can have loud, passionate three-way sex together.

Music:

I love...Marilyn Manson, Christian Death, Sisters of Mercy, Dead Can Dance, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Apocaliptica, Bahaus, Dir En Grey, Voltaire, The Misfits, The Cure, Crux Shadows, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Hanzel und Gretyl, Rammstein...lots of shit.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Dune, Red Dragon, Meet Joe Black, Napoleon Dynamite, Alice's Restaurant. There's not much to say, I'm afraid.

Television:

I don't really like TV, but I watch just about anything on the History Channel.

Books:

Dune, The Witching Hour, Red Dragon, Incubus Dreams, Star Wars...So many of them, dare not list.

Heroes:

Marilyn Manson, Rozz Williams, Bob Dylan, Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez...The list goes on.