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Mandi Pandi

Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!!!

About Me


'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy shit...what a ride!!!"' - Unknown
"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." – Alexander Graham Bell
"Beer is living proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
Amanda Nicole
(Mandi, Stretch, Slim, Legs)
Twenty-three
I am wise beyond my years
and follow the values my mother has taught me
I'm appreciative, respectful, kind, and loving
but more importantly, I'm a HUGE goofball
I am 6'1 barefoot
(but far from intimidating)
I have Muscular Dystrophy
(Carnitine Deficiency)
[don't know what it is? LOOK IT UP! hehe]
Intelligence is a turn on
There is a difference between Their, There, & They're
(and FYI...same with Your and You're)
I'm a quote whore!
"You motor-boatin' son of a bitch!"
"I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink"
"Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change."
"You shut your mouth you little pot-licker, or I'm gonna stick you in the microwave"
(10 points to whoever knows where those are from)
I want to be a teacher
MUSIC ♥ COOKING ♥ dining
SPORTS ♥ shooting range ♥ LAUGHING
reading ♥ bonfires ♥ movies ♥ FRIENDS
camping ♥ traveling ♥ companionship
hot tubs ♥ SINGING ♥ batting cages
I love my family and friends
(If I didn't have them, I don't know what I'd do)
My mother is my absolute best friend
She is the reason I wake up every morning
I love my siblings Mitchell, Jared, and Sarah
I believe in True Love!
I'm honest and compassionate
(and a hopeless romantic)
Trying to find the rock all the GOOD men are hiding under
A sense of humor is everything to me
I like to laugh until my tummy hurts...
...or until I pee my pants, whichever comes first
I don't care what you think of me
(I'm a good person, and you can't change that)
I dance like no one's watching
I sing like it's going out of style
I rough house with the best of 'em
I LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

My Interests



SINGING SINGING SINGING
piano, guitar, flute
Baseball, Football, Hockey
Beach and River
road trips, movies, camping
Shooting Pool
TATTOOS

I'd like to meet:

RIP Ara Okhanes, my best friend, I will always love you and never stop thinking of you.

..

#27 Vladimir Guerrero #15 Tim Salmon

#35 J.S. Giguere #16 George Parros #8 Teemu Selanne

#18 Peyton Manning

This is by far the best Movie quote EVER!!

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Music:

GREAT BANDS 30 Seconds To Mars A Perfect Circle Aerosmith Beethoven Ben Folds Bob Marley Breaking Benjamin Clutch Cold Collective Soul Crossfade Dropkick Murpheys Finch Flaw Flogging Molly Flyleaf Foo Fighters Frank Sinatra Greenday Hinder Incubus Jack Johnson Jars Of Clay Jethro Tull Joe Satriani Johnny Cash Journey Led Zeppelin Lynard Skynard Mad Caddies Misfits Muddy Waters NOFX Pepper Queen Red Hot Chili Peppers Rise Against System Of A Down Save Ferris Senses Fail Sevendust Slightly Stooped Smashing Pumpkins Snoop Dogg Socialburn Staind Stone Temple Pilots Sublime Switchfoot Tenacious D The Used The Who Thrice Toadies TOOL Weezer

Movies:

AWESOME FLICKS Boondock Saints Shawshank Redemption 40 Year Old Virgin The Departed Walk The Line Band Of Brothers Old School Fight Club A League Of Their Own Harry Potter Dodgeball Beerfest DaVinci Code Zoolander Wedding Crashers Casino Anchorman Groundhog Day Clerks 2 Full Metal Jacket Taladega Nights Ladder 49 Gladiator Man On Fire Space Balls Backdraft Office Space Pirates Of The Caribean Super Troopers Matchstick Men The Rock The Incredibles What about Bob? The Terminal Troy The Rookie Sandlot Shaun Of The Dead Exorcist Star Wars Pulp Fiction Indiana Jones Hook

Television:

SUPER COOL SHOWS The Simpsons Family Guy House MD Mythbusters Modern Marvels Entourage Miami Ink ...... History Channel Discovery Channel ESPN

Books:

GREAT BOOKS (anything by Dan Brown) DaVinci Code Angels & Demons Deception Point Harry Potter (yes, I know I'm a nerd) Amityville Horror The Mayan Prophecies

Heroes:

My mother and everyone that I've met through MDA. Those like me with the disease, and those that dedicate their time to helping us. It means the world to me, and I love everyone for it.
we planted this tree
in loving memory of
Shannon Weathington
RIP 1995
RIP Chad 1997
Jonathan Pursley
RIP December 2 2005
Chris Houle
RIP September 19, 2006
Ara Okhanes
My best friend, my brother
RIP June 10, 2007
Running Free
By: Jirusha Olson
This is the hardest thing I've ever dealt with,
The pain is just so strong.
How could God take you away from us?
What on earth did we do wrong?!
Why would he give us this precious soul?
Just to take it away so fast.
I understand that the body doesn't live forever,
It's the spirit that eternally lasts.
But that doesn't make it any easier
to see a loved one leave this earth.
Personally, I think that you were an angel among us,
And God planned it from your birth.
I've never been so inspired,
Than to watch you live your life.
And how much joy you brought to others,
Even through your pain and strife!
I know you must have been suffering,
With every breath you took.
But the positive outlook you had on life
Just never could be shook.
It was apparent from the moment people met you
that you were one-of-a-kind.
They'd go out of their way to have a conversation,
Just so they could pick your mind.
I am so impressed with all you did,
In your twenty-four years on earth.
Because as I reflect I am coming to see
What all of this pain is worth.
The millions you've touched letting them love you,
Or reached out to by lending a hand.
I am no longer in sorrow for losing a loved one,
I ache for those who have never met such a man.
You will always be in my thoughts,
And forever in my dreams.
But I am now at peace knowing
That you are in the streets of heaven...RUNNING FREE!

My Blog

Ara Dikran Okhanes - RIP

As you all know my best friend, Ara Okhanes, passed away June 10, 2007 (born March 26, 1980). It was really hard for me to deal with. My absolute worst nightmare came true and I was lost. The last few...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

YAYYYYYYY

What a fantasic weekend. Seriously. Could it have been any better??? Friday night was the Angels game with Crystal, Nathan, and Amber. It was awesome. They won 9-1. BWAHAHA. Saturday I slept in...9:15...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

regret

Why is it that I feel bad that my sister and brother and I don't have the typical "sibling" relationship? We all just met within the last year...so we're not going to have this instant bond, and I und...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

Ode to Mommy, on her Birthday (April 25, 2007)

I never seem to say this enough...."I have the best mom in the WORLD!" I wish everyone could see her through my eyes, so they could know just how lucky I really am to have her in my life. She's not o...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

Flashback to the good times

Ok...this is a tribute blog to all the GOOD shows that are no more. Why can't cartoons be like THIS anymore? Seriously...the crap the kids are watching these days is just crap. So this is to you out t...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

a new me....don't like it? F you

I have been a certain way my whole life...I've been strong, I've been closed off, I've been independent, I've had my 80ft walls surrounding me all my life. Crying was a sign of weakness, so I forced m...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

I'll take large order of laxatives, and a side order of "finger down my throat"

I can't believe the fads of diets that people go through. The Atkins diet, the South Beach diet, the Seaweed diet... These fads always last about 3 months before people realize that they're full of cr...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

playing for the other team

interesting conversation with my good friend Michelle...just had to share...also a silly realization about how retarded internet jargon is Michelle: all menMichelle: crazythegrtmandini: i should be a ...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:52:00 PST

To my TK!

I have a friend...a wonderful friend. We've known eachother since Junior High, and she means the world to me. She's recently found out some things that are a little difficult for her to handle, and a ...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

What's in a name?

Aparantly Jack-Squat! I'm signing into a messenger program and up pops the "Welcome" screen with daily news about celebrities, world events, etc. All the things that you don't care to be bothered with...
Posted by Mandi - Today my heart died on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST