it’s a real zinger! |
mega anime monday/malevolent borat mondaytransexual rocky horror tuesdaywonderous ellen paige wednesdaythirsty drinking thursdayfriendly 'yet to be announced' fridayi'd say it's been a good week ...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:46:00 PST |
tragedy of the century |
i can't go to sleep..because my eyelids won't close.but my eyelids won't close because they speak french-and they can't understand me
i have a real problem on my hands..
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Posted by Malory Guy! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:54:00 PST |
sunday |
most of the light bulbs are blownthis computer sucksand there's no beerthe trifecta of evil
Posted by Malory Guy! on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST |
anemic wrestling |
she makes the umpaloompa's look like the LA lakers.She's got the right size, but no height.She needs high heelsHell high heels would make Pate look betterThey make anything look better.I wear boxersOv...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST |
meat sac |
the cat loves the meat!it's really fun to yell right now.the kitty does love that meat thoughlook it's tearing - there's a hole in the plate.she's going to dig through the wood floorstomorrow when we ...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:28:00 PST |
balls ur face.. |
pate: i can't do anything with peanut butter in my mouthme: well what are you trying to do?pate: NOTHING! cause i can't do anything cause i got peanut butter in my mouth...me: lolpate: peanut butter i...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:56:00 PST |
goosey cunt face part: deux |
beer at the boonedocks: $120driving around 4 counties: $25chicken strips, honey mustard, pizza sticks, ranch: $7somehow turning a 15 minute drive into an hour and a half: priceless
somethings money ca...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST |
This one takes the cake.. |
This ladies and gentlemen is how I spent my lovely Saturday night..
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Posted by Malory Guy! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST |
goosey cunt face |
no seatbeltsbroken taillightopen containerunderage drinkingcontributing to minorsintoxicated drivingbad brakesspeedingramming into the back of a police carassaulting a police officerdrug usepositive d...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST |
pizza and penis games |
this saturday.. it's onpaul will be my new best friendi shall listen to him talk, flirt with him- and rub my penis all over his faceshaun will make tasty pizzaand get jamie and hermans penis' in both ...
Posted by Malory Guy! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST |
