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Approximately 10 to 15 million men in the United States experience POOR sexual performance.
I'm moving.
Oohhh, you're makin' me live, now, Honey.
I am usually every emotion at once:
Cosmopolitan, refined, amiable, sociable, happy, generous, realistic, charming, gracious, affectionate, balanced, diplomatic, easy-going, elegant, flirtatious, committed, objective but indecisive, emotionally complex, vague, dependent, distant, argumentative, depressed, exhausted, materialistic, superficial, self-indulgent, easily-offended
Poo·nan·nie [poo-nAh-nee]
- noun
1. the delicacy between a woman's legs
THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE ABOUT ME:
I named my cats Pickle and Petra to save time by collectively calling them "PP".
I'm under five feet in height.
Bleu cheese dressing accompanies most meals of mine.
I often times speak with a variety of accents because it's fun.
I'm so spontaneous I sometimes mistake my fun factor for schizophrenia.
I talk with my hands and chain smoke.
I have a tactile fixation.
I'd like to see a therapist.
I'm freakishly affected by spatial arrangements, colors and designs.
I really don't like eating unless I cook.
I have a cold-ear fetish.
I enjoy Christmas season and loathe the actual holiday.
My vested opinion is that bowel movements are as orgasmic as sex, and often times MORE orgasmic depending on who I'm in the throes of passion (or lack thereof) with.
I'm organized in my disorganization ("unorganization" isn't a word).
I can't stand people who are like me and I'm not sure if it's because I hate myself or because two of me is one too many.
I can't just listen to any kind of music at any time of day -- it has to fit in with the scenery and my mood.
I'm a Libra which disables my ability to make decisions.
Tell me to do something. Tell me I am something. I won't do or be any of them.
I would kill for Fleetwood Mac to give me a private show.
I would never be stressed out if I could knock someone in the face with my fist when things get rough.
I feel elegant with acrylic nails but hate paying a mumbling, mask-wearing Asian $35 to make me look like a midget playing dress-up.
I like words a lot.
My sweet, leaky ride.
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