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jen!

1987 better have a time machine cuz mines an 85

About Me


My name is jen and I like to party.
I am Russian & Italian, hence the pale skin & black hair.
I used to live in:
-Pittsburgh
-the ATL
-Savannah
...but now im in Florida.
i am utterly awful at anything having to do with phones, like calling people back, answering calls, and even talking for longer than about 3 minutes. deal with it.
I am borderline obsessed with horror movies.
I enjoy watching Nip/Tuck (not so much these days!! bring back the CARVER!) and The Mighty Boosh constantly cause they are only the most amazing shows ever made...
I drink GOOD VODKA (hangar one, stoli, etc) and GOOD BOURBON (makers, woodford, knob creek).
I'm spontantious, consistantly inconsistant, and like to be on the go all the time. One thing I am not (nor could i ever be) is boring..so try and keep up w/me.
i do vocals
i make excellent alcoholic beverages
i am 110% addicted to dark chocolate and ZOMBIES
i have a degree in making clothes and telling people how to dress... but i work in interior design currently. :)
He does my tattoos:

My Interests

fashion
mac pc
80s rock
METAL
HORROR
zombies
vodka
dancing
photography
bartending
modern/post modern/pop art
tattoos
styling/designing
pop candy blog
forensics
UNSWEET iced tea
interior design
steven tyler pjs
rage-ing.
rocking out
eels
Vince Noir and The MIGHTY BOOSH!

I'd like to meet:

*People that are too good to drink cheap vodka and can make me laugh 96% of the time.

*People that can keep up with me....

*People that DO NOT live in the state of Florida because most of the ones I have met are douchebags.

- Pauley Shore
- Nikki Sixx (20 years ago...)
- Nick Swardson! so we can rage!
- Spencer Chamberlain
- Tyson Ritter
- John Heder
- Marilyn Manson
- Jeremy Piven
- Juliette Lewis
- Vince Noir/Noel Fielding

I'm not on it that often but...
AIM = sinthetic13

PLEASE *don't* add me if:

1. you have a profile that is private and I don't know you, I can't see who you are and therefore see NO reason to make you my friend. AKA For those of you that are apparently DENSE... I DO NOT ADD PRIVATE PROFILES. again... I DO NOT ADD PRIVATE PROFILES. got it??

2. you are some band that thinks because I have a band that "you sound like" in my fav bands, I would like you...I won't...so don't waste your time.

3. you post stupid fucking bulletins all day long. I WILL delete you if i see that shit. Please don't waste my time.

Music:

in no particular order:
80s
rock-n-effin-roll baby
some punk
ghetto tech (RIP Disco D)
drum & bass (mostly dark techy chaotic)
electroclash
industrial (nin, thrill kill,sisters of mercy,lords of acid, MINISTRY, pigface, stabbing westward, kmfdm, hanzel und gretyl,vnv, razed in black, etc)
late 70s ROCKNROLL and 80s hair bands
MOTLEY CRUE
ESCAPE FROM RUSHMORE FFTL
Bloc Party
dragonforce
chiodos
blood brothers
marilyn manson
DANZIG
hot hot heat
death from above 1979
ladytron
skid row
Emanuel
the Rapture
TEST ICICLES!
Snowden
the faint
DIO
evol intent
poison
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
HORSE the band
the horrors
le tigre
robots in disguise
postal service
adult.
juliette and the licks
the used
D GEN!
motorhead
BMTH
Jesse Malin
the HEART ATTACKS
the misfits
Steadlur
Family Force 5
norma jean
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
All American Rejects
the devil wears prada
alesana
showbread
lovehatehero
kenotia
tv on the radio
electric six
pixies
soft cell/marc almond
iggy pop
Underoath
every time i die
david werner
billy idol
aha
new order
princess superstar
peaches
my chemical romance
...and i reallyreallyreally love hot hot heat.

Movies:

-anything horror (and movies that make fun of horror movies) and with **ZOMBIES**
-everything made by George Romero
-ED WOOD (the director and the movie)
-AMERICAN PSYCHO
-Pulp Fiction
-Natural Born Killers (and all other Tarantino)
-all Tim Burton
-all Rob Zombie
-Grandmas Boy (your shit's WIZZZZEEEAKKK!)
-Fight Club
-Smokin Aces
-cheesy teen movies
-Napoleon Dynamite
-Blades of Glory
-40 yr old Virgin
-The Life Aquatic (and others by Wes Anderson)
-Jurassic Park!
-High Fidelity
-Hot Rod
and anything that makes a mockery of the fashion industry (ie: Zoolander)

Television:

- Nip/Tuck
- The Office (US version)
- Top Gear
- anything with Gordon Ramsay
- Californication
- Dexter
- The Riches
- Entourage
- SVU
- The MIGHTY BOOSH!!!!
- space ghost coast to coast
- family guy
- simpsons
- futurama

Books:

toooo many to list but here's a few (i wish i had more time to read).....
brett easton ellis (anything & everything!)
Disco Bloodbath by james st james
invisible monsters (and every other fucking book that he's written) by Chuck Palahniuk
Buddah of Suburbia by Hanif Kureishi
Harry Potter series
Poppy Z. Brite
Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay

Heroes:

KENTUCKY NIGHTMARE!
Christian Troy
Vince Noir
Patrick Bateman
betsey johnson
tim burton
george romero
and helen keller's dog.

FAT CHELS! my favoritest.

My Blog

quote(s) of the week...

randomly browsing thru the web and i found this quote ...and its pretty effing great.. so here's my two for the week kids ...enjoy.. "To say that we're totally secure people would be a lie," H...
Posted by jen! on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:05:00 PST

Best Week Ever.

yeah so this week we all went to see HOT HOT HEAT...whom Jen loves veryvery (probably entirely too much) much. Instead of typing abunch of shit out..i'll show pictures..we all know pictures are m...
Posted by jen! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:10:00 PST

A Magical Metal M.

Hi kids, its DAX! i'm here posting a blog for jen while she watches lame emo music videos that we've all seen a billion times before and since gotten sick of. now that i've offended her, Its tim...
Posted by jen! on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 06:54:00 PST

pittsburgh.......n'at

You Know You're From Pittsburgh When... "Hey Yuz Guyz" is your traditional greeting. You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius. You know the location of t...
Posted by jen! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jens favorite song.

A heart of stone, a smoking gun I can give you life, I can take it away A heart of stone, a smoking gun I'm working it out Why'd you feel so underrated? Why'd you feel so negated? Turning ...
Posted by jen! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST