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Drunky

Reality is stranger than fiction

About Me

Hey I'm Drunky and I love to drink. I walk like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I am Egotistic and some people Consider me to be an asshole. Overall I get along with most people that are not total simpletons. Yes i do have gray hair. No i don't know why, stop asking! And no im not a vampire, vampires dont exist.Also I have the worst grammar on the net you have been warned
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can keep up with my Drinking habits or at least keep me entertained long enough to stay sober. Also I have an unhealthy obsession with Goth chicks although I think they are superficial and way to into them selfs. I am always up for meeting new people, however please dont add me if you dont plan to talk to me. I will delete you. Oh and NO FAT CHICKS!

Music:

Type O Negative, The Pixies, VNV Nation, The Sisters Of Mercy, Christian Death, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure. Skinny puppy, My Chemical Romance, The Birthday Massacre <3,Industrial,Goth some Punk, and just about anything else. I really need to update this.

Movies:

The Crow ,Evil Dead, Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Batman ,Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Clerks, Nightmare Before Christmas anything by Tim Burton, Kevin Smith or Quentin Tarantino

Television:

GO here http://suicidalmechman.deviantart.com/

Books:

You try reading with a .29 BAC%

Heroes:

Batman?

My Blog

Drunky's Log 24: Drinking with strangers

 I came across Thursday's horoscope which said something along the lines of "you don't have to keep doing this" and "watch you cloistral" the later was probably meant for another Aquarius. Up to ...
Posted by Drunky on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:24:00 PST

Drunkys Log 23: Nothing and Nowhere

I've been feeling really worn out lately. Its like I'm running around searching for something I cant find, it would help if I knew what that something is. I'm sick of these tedious and repetitive con...
Posted by Drunky on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:16:00 PST

Drunkys log 22: Your normal night

Spent last night at the cafeteria and realized I developed a Thursday routine going to Big Nose Kate's. It reached the point where I noticed when my favorite pot bellyed bartender is not around. I go...
Posted by Drunky on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:39:00 PST

Dolls of the 13th

I'm sitting in a room full of dolls tonightInhaling a lifetime full of smokeWishing for the mist to clearYet all I see is dolls with their prosthetic features moving to a trance of self destructive g...
Posted by Drunky on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:29:00 PST

Drunkys log 21: Poppin like Mary Poppins

Alright so its time for another blog, not to say that my life was uneventful since my last entire not to brag but my blog entries are hard to top, SO GO READ ALL OF THEM NOW! My weekend started on Wed...
Posted by Drunky on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:52:00 PST

Lack of cigarettes might be fucking with my head

In the past week i went from smoking half a pack+ to maybe 4-5 when im drunk. I've been sober and cigarette free for three days chewing two pieces of nicotine gum a day. First it began to affect my mo...
Posted by Drunky on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:02:00 PST

Drunkys Log 20: I woke up next to a stripper who happened to be homeless.

I went out baring with the twins on Thursday first to Cheap Shots then to Coyote Ugly. The new bartender at Coyote is way hawt to the point where I actually bought her a shot when I found out she is ...
Posted by Drunky on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:46:00 PST

Drunky's Log 19: A Belated Spring Brake Summary

During my actual brake I was too busy, hung over, or drunk to blog so all you guys are getting is a really bad waterd down summary of event which I can still recall. Over all it was a bit lame since ...
Posted by Drunky on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST

Drunkys Log 18: Drinking, Sex and Racism

Friday Was spent bar hopping with Twins and Dave. I started at Nice Guy Eddies where Tommy and his friend ended up staying, followed by a brief visit to The Library which was a bit of a let down, The...
Posted by Drunky on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

Drunky’s log 17: Walking up a downward spiral

 What the fuck am I doing with my life? I joined up Vampire Freaks out of boredom and its like the best think ever. Its such an ego boost getting hit on by goth jailbait left and right. Oh in cas...
Posted by Drunky on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:45:00 PST