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James

GRASPOP 2007

About Me

Well, my name is James Sloan, and im now 18!! I've been playin guitar for about 8 years now so i enjoy tht, and im clearly not as good as i should be cause i dont practice enough, but still. My sense of humour is pretty much hated by all, except a select few, and described as being "poor", "shit" or "lacking"... or now "tear enducing" thanks to gillian lol. but i wholeheartedly disagree!!. yes quite, as long as i make myself laugh they can go touch themselves!... ahem, my friend kenneth and i also have become known for our filthy minds, we have no idea what other people mean of course =S it used to say here "bears and ostrichs" but tht was a long time ago, it is now far.. far worse =| lol. the survey down there somewhere is very out of date btw, but i leave it there as a reminder of another time lol. sorry this has been so long actually, if anyone ever gets past the first line tell me and il give u a reward =|
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adopt your own virtual pet!This is a fancy new band *nods* and are soundin good so far, especially the bass line durin the solo thing, so good
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Sloan
Birthday: 22/03/89
Birthplace: greenock
Current Location: gourock
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark browny black
Height: god knows
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scotish/irish/german
The Shoes You Wore Today: none, but the night is young..
Your Weakness: sharp objects
Your Fears: ehhh plants tht eat meat lol.. just rong!!
Your Perfect Pizza: dominos pepperoni passion double decadence
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive me highers to get to IRON MAIDEN
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, indeed or sucka
Thoughts First Waking Up: not yet
Your Best Physical Feature: ehhh... my ankles.. yes tht will do...
Your Bedtime: when i finish my homework or finish watchin whatver dvd im watchin
Your Most Missed Memory: the old days when i used to go out on my street everynight for hours, and i thought the clyde was the worlds only Ocean lol
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi max
MacDonalds or Burger King: SUBWAY!!
Single or Group Dates: single probably
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: IRN-BRU
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: IRN-BRU
Do you Smoke: no i dont
Do you Swear: apparently
Do you Sing: o yes.. haha
Do you Shower Daily: yes.. shower.. of course..
Do you want to go to College: uni methinks
Do you want to get Married: i think i should get to know u a bit better but we'll see where things take us..
Do you belive in yourself: ehh i know im real
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: nopes
Are you a Health Freak: see above
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no i have not
In the past month have you been on Drugs: paracetamol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nopes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ehhh im guessin so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nah, im more of a chocolate digestive man
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont like cooked fish, so theres not much hope for raw
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not tht i know of
Ever been Drunk: aye
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: dont think so
How do you want to Die: is tht a threat?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dunno yet
What country would you most like to Visit: iceland kinda
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not bothered
Favourite Hair Color: not bothered
Short or Long Hair: not really short
Height%3
Weight: needs to have some yes
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dunno, their all legal b4 ye start mouthin off
Number of CDs I own: not tht many really
Number of Piercings: none tht i know of
Number of Tattoos: see above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: far too many to start listin here
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! James --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

i like music, movies, goin to gigs and spending time with me beautiful girlfriend Gillian *nods* who has the best music taste iv seen in a girl lol. oh, and not forgettin PirateS obviously. i like the fact tht even though i originally got myspace a year and a half ago cause i was stuck in and bored on a friday night, iv met a hell of a lot of new people through it, although the actual thing itself annoys me. but iv met some lovely people indeed =) THE best lookin guitar ever. one day i hope to own one.. one day lol

I'd like to meet:

Randy Rhodes, Jon Schaffer, Hansi Kursch and a few others

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

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Take the quiz:
What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)

Cut Throat Pirate
Aye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. Your dreams are as endless as the stars in the sky. You share your booty with the ones you trust...which may only be a few. But when it comes to living, you know how to do it right!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! James --
[noun]:

A real life muppet

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comIced Earth - Melancholy....

Music:

POWER METAL!! of all kinds. its clearly the best form of music/metal out there lol. i do however like other kinds of music as well though, like acoustic stuff or funk etc and a bit of classical's not bad either, or orchestral stuff and good rocks always welcome. My favourite band changes every so often, but theres always a select group of my favourites, like IRON MAIDEN, BLIND GUARDIAN, ICED EARTH, W.A.S.P., MANOWAR, MALMSTEEN, DEMONS AND WIZARDS, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, THIN LIZZY, QUEEN. i also like bands such as: SAVATAGE, SABATON, THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, DRAGONFORCE, HELLOWEEN, MEGADETH, METALLICA, AC/DC, LED ZEPPELIN, HENDRIX, WEEZER, BLACK SABBATH, PANTERA, STEVE VAI, STEEL DRAGON from the movie ROCK STAR, and many many more.

Movies:

BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY, STAR WARS EHH... SIXOLOGY, LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, WAYNES WORLD 1+2, BILL AND TED 1+2, INDIANA JONES TRILOGY, THE MATRIX TRILOGY, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN (SOON TO BE TRILOGY), GHOSTBUSTERS 1+2(with rumours of a trilogy =0), AIRPLANE 1+2, LEON, GOODFELLAS, SCARFACE, DOOM, RESEVOIR DOGS, PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN, KILL BILL 1 AND 2, ENTER THE DRAGON, A BRIDGE TOO FAR, PALE RIDER, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, DAWN OF THE DEAD, DAY OF THE DEAD, LAND OF THE DEAD, TOY STORY 1+2, THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, the MUPPET MOVIES, SHAWSHANK REDEMTION, THE MONTY PYTHON MOVIES, SEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL, STIR CRAZY and many more besides...

Television:

SCRUBS, SIMPSONS, FRASIER, FUTURAMA, BLACK BOOKS, THE MIGHTY BOOSH!!!, FATHER TED, FAMILY GUY, LOST, THE YOUNG ONES, NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BLACKADDER (ALL OF THEM), FAWLTY TOWERS, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, RED DWARF, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS, the old style kids programs that every1 used to watch such as XMEN an SPIDERMAN... thats the SHIT, MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, TAKESHIS CASTLE, CHEERS and the old detective shows that are on during the day, like DIAGNOSIS MURDER, COLUMBO, QUINCY ETC

This is from a futurama episode, its so fricken sad lol....

Books:

Lord of the Rings and many others tht ye wont have heard of anyway

Heroes:

Pirates!!!!

My Blog

jack and i's pizza hut wonderment...

A few days ago jack and i went up2 glasgow. in the train station we found they were handing out free cans of pepsi max!! after takin advantage of this offer.. a few times.. we went to pizza hut c...
Posted by James on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST

foolishness

Why is it that in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves the dwarves live in a small cottage? i mean these fools have their own personal diamond mine to use when they like, and a large supply of diamonds st...
Posted by James on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST