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Douche Newton

You suck.

About Me

I'm a ghost. I will let you down. I'm reliably unreliable. I tend to put others before myself, but only for recognition. I'm honest to a fault. I used to play music, now I play dead. I like video games. I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm a hermit. I care about my friends more than I will ever care about you. I have an assortment of bad tattoos. I'm boring.

My Interests

life.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends and new enemies.

Music:

The Smiths, The Cure, Converge, Modernlifeiswar, mewithoutyou, Queen, The Hope Conspiracy, American Nightmare, Bane, Cursive, The Arcade Fire, The Misfits, NOFX, AFI, An Alarm, Coheed and Cambria, The Cranberries, Outkast, NWA, making a lists of band you like is dumb. So....I'm dumb.

Movies:

Music.

Television:

I don't watch TV. Get a life folks.

Books:

Too many to list. Books (alligator chomp) TV

Heroes:

on DVD for the win

My Blog

Hospitals...

...smell like bigfoot's dick.
Posted by Douche Newton on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST