No one remembers how we got together. Sometimes the old folks tell tales of a mighty fish what turned into a woman and was named Vanessa; she with the throat of a thousand shiny gills. Her oils produced many flaxen-haired children, all of whom were eaten by Mikey G after a bad combination of ether and weight-loss pills made him exceptionally ravenous. Seeking revenge, Vanessa the she-fish cornered Mikey in a rest stop off highway 101 but was soothed by his rhythmic mating call, which he was later able to reproduce on the bass guitar. Recognizing the mating call of the wild North American G, the man-boy known as Wills ran to the scene in order to get pictures to post on the internet and found Vanessa the fish-woman and the cornered G already in the midst of "negotiations." Sensing a tension that could only bring ill to the world, the man-boy sought to disrupt the situation, but was so beguiled by the black sounds that he decided to add to it by beating on anything in sight with his large sticks. All the cacaphony, of course, attracted a young master of the electric ocelot, as cacaphony will. She went by the name of Annabel Leigh, and she hailed from a kingdom by the sea.From there, details become sketchy. This is just what the old folks sometimes say.
