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Sandbag Brad

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Howdy, Everyone calls me sandbag or lastcard brad, because im crazy for poker.When I was 6 years old my hippie parents put me in the back of a volkswagon bus for a 6 month trip around the US. One day my father said to me "I think we have played enough crazy eights".This is when I learned the game of Texas Hold Em. My father took all my tookpicks that night, and i was pissed! It took me 3 weeks to finally beat him one night. I was hooked.In high school I dominated my "friday night game", they still play with me, why i have no idea.At age 21 I started playing in my fathers game, which is $3/$5 Limit. This was a serious game where you could win or lose $500 or more in a given night. I learned alot at this table, and it helped me later when I started to play in the casino.I have read every book possible on the subject, I love reading, probally because I cant stand watching TV.I was a regular in New Orleans and Lake Charles casino's before the hurricanes hit in 2005.Well, now its been two years, and I found out that you can make a living playing cards, but the lifestyle sucks.Oh well, back to some sales job.

My Interests

Oh, im just here to hook up, and look at porn, and hope nobody I actually know sees this, and make run-on sentances with bad grammer and poor spelling.

I'd like to meet:

I really like to meet a someone my age with kids that needs a good father figure around. Actaually I would like to meet anyone my age that hasnt gone crazy or is completly strung out on drugs.Dating at my age can be so much fun. I love meeting my dream girl only to find out she works at hooters part time and enjoys blowing bong hits in my cats ears all night.Oh, I really enjoy looking at all the fake or webcam hookers sending me your profiles! Thats so helpful, I guess I can cancel all my subscriptions to thoes porn sites! Hey, and no more ear infections from the phone sex girls! This myspace is quite a service!Nothing like getting friend requests from a bunch of imigainary women to make your day!!!!If you are a liar, or put up a front, dont even bother with me-- I read people for a living. You cant hustle a hustler, I am painfully blunt.

Music:

Hmmm, I really like all music except pop country. I enjoy Italian Opera, rap, disco, and anything that is really silly. I love old country music (Bob Wills) but the new stuff is pretty bad. I do play guitar, everyone from the ATX does.

Movies:

Well my favorite movie is Rounders, of course. Fight club, anything buy Kurosawa, anything with Ed Norton in it, Shawshank redemption, a River runs though it, Snatch, Old School, I really dont care for action/horror movies very much.

Television:

My parents took away the TV when I was in first grade, as a result I hate TV.When I do watch its the History, Discovery, Travel, Food (I love making tasty chow) or sports.I love the "Simply Italian" show on the food channel, that chick is super hot. MMMM.... fresh olive pesto.I am a master with the wok and could live on Sushi the rest of my life.

Books:

Oh god, you really didnt want to ask me this question. First of all there isnt enough space here.Anything written by professional poker players. WWII is great to read about, I love history.I collect first editions and love old books.

Heroes:

Stu Unger- The worlds greatest poker player. He is no longer with us.Jennifer Harmon, one of the best cash game players in Vegas. If you are not terrified to play with her, your a moron. Watch her on ESPN, you can actually learn something. My favorite line from her is "I hate to stare, but I just cant help myself". If you know why this line is pure genius your a card player.My Father, the only honest lawyer I know.

My Blog

First Impressions at the poker table

One of my favorite tricks on the poker table is the "Im a moron" trick. When you first sit down with a new group of people to play cards the good players will be watching you. The first opportuni...
Posted by Sandbag Brad on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:39:00 PST