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emmazing

I am here for Friends

About Me

Emma --
[noun]:
An erotic popsicle

I'm a little too forgetful. too sarcastic. too indecisive. too vain.... I'm working on it.Some people say I am a cynical. My words sometimes have teeth... what I call amusing..you might call sick.Rainy days are much needed to slow my head down.I live in NY, but I do NOT own a I ♥ NY shirt. I do however own a I ♥ MPLS shirt.I'm "classy" it's just a different kinda class.... Dance offs are how I pass the time.I am frequently over-dressed or under-dressed, but rarely properly dressed.

If you do not like animals, you do not have a soul and chances are I hate you. Dont waste my time.I keep it real. And I don't like people playin' on my phone.

turd is my all time favorite word right now.The suburbs scare me.I was once asked: what do you usually order from starbucks?
My response: fuck you for assuming I even go there....I use to hide Popsicles under my bed. fer serious.I am Raf of Rif-Raf and 1/2 of Las Brillantes- pretty much the best rap duo since Reynolds and ZiplocI can't stand it when bitches named Emily say their name is Emma. Fuck you.britney spears and anna nicole smith will always be my girls. Always.My fortes are car alarm impersonation, good lovin and myspacing at the workplace.

I over think everything.cats are better than dogs. I guess this comment is not about me, its a known fact.I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like, on my knees in the night saying prayers in the street light.I am one of the few people who does not have text messaging in this world, and I intend to keep it that way.I have bodacious friends, that no one can fuck with.

... And when I lost you, I lost some good love and a hand to bite. I lost a friend to my wit and my pride I'd rather sit while you drive.
.... He says Its because I am his little sister.....

My Interests

Click HERE.....Annnd HERE playing Pacman Ms. Pacman, People out of step with society, watching cats bathe, Zen Koans -preferably read to me by my papa bear, playing 007, listening to the reason's why someone would like G. Bush who once addressed the country, quote: "Don't misunderestimate me..." Go Texas!!!, rowing while trying to swoon my loves with singing 'kiss the girl', becoming an animal cop... it will happen, Kaycies hot tub, spinning contests, nike dunks, Art, south minneapolis, being extremely broke, big earrings, rock throwing/kicking rocks, allowing people to judge me ( I am just smiling) --- asking people to be my friend, Hip hop shows, jumping fences in heels to get to these shows, sweatpants, stickshift cars, riding my bike, laughing at myself... then at other people, Thinking about ants, walking into the sculpture garden and having a creepy security guard tell you its past hours over an intercom... apparently it has hours now, being set up with creepy boys when not knowing it, setting my friends up with random guys I meet, telling people to fuck off, wheres my dinner bitch, Food, sword fights with cardboard, food, snow--forts, beer in these new found homes made outta this winter wonder land, moonwalking/doing the "robot", Im pretty bored of this game.....

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I played the viola in 4th grade.
Take that music world.

Movies:

anything and everything directed by Kevin Smith, Stand by me, Half Nelson, Office Space, Superbad, Fight Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Shaun of the dead, I ♥ huckabees, Half baked, Lost boys, Dark days, Drop Dead Fred, Land Before Time, But, Im a cheerleader, FUCKIN' LABYRINTH (word to Evan for the best Xmas present everrr), Death Proof, Bad Santa, Closer, the princess bride, Four brothers, Slums of beverly hills, Family home videos... including yours. oh and of course "the joy of erotic massage" on tape. Its almost like porn, but more tasteful and educational.

Television:

Family guy. Aqua teen hunger force. Law and order, no matter how thick the cheese is layed on.... other than that... no thanks...

Books:

Fuck Augusten Burroughs... Overfuckinrated.Middlesex, virgin suicides, The Mole People, franny and zooey, nine stories, raise high the roof beam, the catcher and the rye, Invisible Cities, The Color Purple, Ulysses, Palm Wine Drinkard, Secret Rendevous, Already Dead, In Search of Lost Time. I will pick up anything and read it through...I still love that I get to read childrens books to my baby loves.

Heroes:

Moms, Pops, Bro, Bobbi pins, tampons, banksy, Dessa, the little ants in my room that clean up after me, twist, Spalding Gray, new skin, ewok, speak and spell.

My Blog

knife.

The breeze flows past me.a reminder that time stops for no one.Close my eyes inhaling the seconds as they pass."Come back to Minneapolis with me."We have just met.Standing on the third story balcony, ...
Posted by emmazing on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

Dang. I was tagged in a blog thingy I will do this ONCE!

Rules in this game of tag are simple...once you've been tagged you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose at least 4 people to ...
Posted by emmazing on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:10:00 PST

The Full Heart.... short and sweet.

I met her at a bar full of peanut shells. She was beautiful. Her eyes huge with excitment. a Laugh followed by a snort. He introduces us. "Emma, you are my home fry!"I search his face for some sort of...
Posted by emmazing on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:33:00 PST

What I get to wear to work....

Your work uniform cant fuck with mine.Damn Right....
Posted by emmazing on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

which is worse? By Emma & Kaycie.

Kaycie and I were at the Anti Columbus day show last night Feat.ATMOSPHEREI SELF DEVINEWISE INTELLIGENTLOS NATIVOSCULTURE SHOCK CAMPDEF CH1LD PRODUX Durning this show, we decided to ask eachother wors...
Posted by emmazing on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

LOVING MEMORY OF RYAN QUIRT... Pictures!!!

Quirt, Ryan Joseph age 24 of Minneapolis passed away by accident on May 5th, 2006. Ryan is survived by his mother, Deborah; father, Jonathan; brothers, Dylan and Colin; grandparents, Eleanor and Shirl...
Posted by emmazing on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:49:00 PST

tribute to John Nyquist... I LOVE YA G MAN!

I am not very eloquent but I want to share my experience with Dad's passing. I walked to his bed and his breating was labored. Taking his hand, and placing my right palm on his chest, I w...
Posted by emmazing on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST