[noun]:
An erotic popsicle
I'm a little too forgetful. too sarcastic. too indecisive. too vain.... I'm working on it.Some people say I am a cynical. My words sometimes have teeth... what I call amusing..you might call sick.Rainy days are much needed to slow my head down.I live in NY, but I do NOT own a I ♥ NY shirt. I do however own a I ♥ MPLS shirt.I'm "classy" it's just a different kinda class.... Dance offs are how I pass the time.I am frequently over-dressed or under-dressed, but rarely properly dressed.
If you do not like animals, you do not have a soul and chances are I hate you. Dont waste my time.I keep it real. And I don't like people playin' on my phone.
turd is my all time favorite word right now.The suburbs scare me.I was once asked: what do you usually order from starbucks?
My response: fuck you for assuming I even go there....I use to hide Popsicles under my bed. fer serious.I am Raf of Rif-Raf and 1/2 of Las Brillantes- pretty much the best rap duo since Reynolds and ZiplocI can't stand it when bitches named Emily say their name is Emma.
Fuck you.britney spears and anna nicole smith will always be my girls. Always.My fortes are car alarm impersonation, good lovin and myspacing at the workplace.
I over think everything.cats are better than dogs. I guess this comment is not about me, its a known fact.I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like, on my knees in the night saying prayers in the street light.I am one of the few people who does not have text messaging in this world, and I intend to keep it that way.I have bodacious friends, that no one can fuck with.
... And when I lost you, I lost some good love and a hand to bite. I lost a friend to my wit and my pride I'd rather sit while you drive..... He says Its because I am his little sister.....