KITTY CANNON CONCUMPTION Rules:
Move the cannon up and down. Launch the cat with space bar. Everyone drinks until the cat stops moving. ..Kitten Cannon
CAROL!!! Just for you...you can really get a feel for who i am below, but if you don't like reading, just follow this recipe: mix 4 cups adventure with 2 slices of humor in a blender on 'eclectic' until smooth. add lasciviousness to taste. pour over one large helping of patriotism in a quixotic crust, and bake at full passion for 24 years. serves 1. for multiple servings, simply add alcohol and remove each others' aprons. bon apetit. :)every day, i like to do something i've never done before, something that few other people can say they've ever done. I want to climb frozen waterfalls. i want to bungee jump out of a hot air balloon. i want to touch lava. i've climbed Mt. Fuji. i've eaten deadly toxic fish. i've blown fireballs out of my mouth and kissed a camel. i've flipped a car, i've danced with a Princess, i've saved kids from a burning house. once i accidentally shut down Jacksonville International Airport for an hour. once i got held hostage on a 747. once i found a pod of whales washed up on the beach at night and tried to save them, and tomorrow i'm having lunch at a restraunt that serves only whale meat. i don't have a political or moral agenda, i just want to experience life. i think, when we're on our deathbeds, we won't regret any of the things we've done, only the things we never even let ourselves experience.TURN ONS: unabashed smiles, adventurous curiosity, the small of a woman's back, wide hips, long hair, great teeth, a woman who can be domesticated without being dominated, a lover AND a fighter, creative minds, artists, singers, passionate love-makers, a woman who will pursue me without simply seducing me, i love a woman with brains, with morals, who would make a good mother and isn't terrified of admitting that that's ok, who has class, who has taste, who has depth, who has infinite passion, who has no taboos in the bedroom as long as we're sweating, the room's spinning, the earth's exploding, and neither of us can walk farther than to the fridge and back the entire following day.TURN OFFS: women who don't trust, who don't appreciate, who don't aspire, inspire or swallow, women who think that "Women's Rights" means it's NOT ok for them to still want to be princesses, to dream of the perfect wedding, to raise their children without a nanny or daycare, to let a man take care of them for the rest of their lives, women who lie, women who pry, women who judge, women who assume, stupid women, dependent women, independent women (it's all about being INTERdependent), and women who will look at something they've never experienced, know nothing about, have never even heard of, and refuse to EVER try it - sushi, for example...or facials. also, tampons are a turn off. look, i know you have periods, i just don't wanna KNOW you're having them. :)
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