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The Juan and Only

they say that time heals a broken heart but time has stood still since we been apart

About Me

well shits changed since i first put about me when i got myspace i got 3 kids in 2 contrys and i think the FBI is after my ass dont know i might have to change my idetity and i run a cartel in colombia other then that everything is gravy baby aint a thang but a chicken wing. ..... no but really whenver i got a chance i'll update this trash cause i gots to go to sleep yeah.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
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Religious |||||||||||| 43%
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Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
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Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 30%
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Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Name: JUAN F MONTEMAYOR JR
Birthdate: March 9 1987
Birthplace: good ole forth worth
Current Location: still in forth worth
Eye Color: black or dark brown not sure let me check dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6ft
Weight: about 185 -195
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none yet?
Overused Phraze: well theres lol.ttyl,:) and goodtimes,
FAVORITES
Food: well i like a little bit of everything but im picky about it but if i got to pick one gots to be some fresh homade tortillas de harina with pork chops side of rice and bean with bbq sauce
Candy: snickers,m&m peanuts, hershey with almonds basically anything with nuts ohh yeah love em
Number: 9
Color: dark forest green
Animal: monkeys and squierrls are the shit
Drink: dr pepper, koolaid and 2%milk
Alcohol Drink: i dont drink but i have tasted a few but dont have a favorite
Bagel: fuck bagels im a doughnut man
Letter: who the fuck has a favorite letter what type of shit is that
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes,hair,butt and wide hips, lips also to keep it real a "little" love handle dont hurt got to have somthing to hold and bite
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: im a DP man but if i got to choose i pick pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: niether im pretty faithful to my nigga jack n crack
Strawberry or Watermelon: im more a peach and melon type but i would say the watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: fuck tea nasty ass shit
Chocolate or Vanilla fuck it both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: chocolota
Kiss or Hug: damm can i have both kiss while hugging
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer cause i can go fishing
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: i like em all but def funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i feel like mimis
Most Missed Memory: bieng with my babe
Best phyiscal feature: not sure maybe my hieght,hands,arms,or chest cant forget the fresh mustache
First Thought Waking Up: damm its early and thank you my nigga jesus
Goal for this year: yes im still trying to pass that damn emt test
Best Friends: ben,memo,juan,jesse,zayda
Weakness: my babe in a mavs jersey damm i love it
Fears: bieng alone,bieng unsuccessful and not bieng a good dad and husband
Heritage: mexican/hispanic whatever is politicaly correct
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: i have drank 1 beer but i just take taste now
Ever Smoked: twice
Pot: once i toke 1 hit
Ever been Drunk: no just tipsy once a long time ago
Ever been beaten up: cant say i have
Ever beaten someone up: nope but there was this fence once(inside joke haha)
Ever Skinny Dipped: hell yeah goodtimes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: lite brown,hazel,or green im a sucker for colored eyes
Favorite Hair Color: black or brown a few blonde streaks dont hurt
Short or Long: long curly or wavy just enough to pull
Height: shorter then me so they can get on there tipytoes to just give me a kiss
Style: dont like goth or punk rock other then that if they can dress for the occasion then its all good to me
Looks or Personality: personality most of the time but it would be nice if you dont look like a bus
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: niether shit
Muscular or Really Skinny: thick and juicy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: not really flat out regrets but they do make me say what the fuck was i thinking
What country do you want to Visit: south america
How do you want to Die: fufilled
Been to the Mall Lately: about 2 weeks ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: ok just as long as i got my babe to cuddle with
Get along with your Parents: about 90% of the time im the oldest so they cut me a lot of slack
Health Freak: i need to
Do you think your Attractive: im decent i'll do me
Believe in Yourself: absolutly but i do and say dumb shit so i question myself my actions at times
Want to go to College: in there baby ohh yeah
Do you Smoke: didnt i anwer this trash already
Do you Drink: this one to
Shower Daily: i try but i have skipped a day or 2 what can i say i get lazy at times
Been in Love: YES
Do you Sing: i sing all the time but the real question is do i sound good,hell nah
Want to get Married: I DO
Do you want Children: 2 boys and 1 girl or 1 boy and 1 girl depends how my wife takes the pregnancys
Have your future kids names planned out: kind of if i have a boy i want to name him benjamin
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: a little to late for that one
Hate anyone: dislike yes but hate nah
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My Interests

alot of things intrest me but the main things that set me apart is i like fishing and other outdoor type of things.i like to just get down and dance.also to see a smile on all my friends face because without laughter im not doing my job as a freind. huge sports fan .cant forget unique females with great caring humurouse personalitys

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Alacranes Musical - Por tu amor(acustica)

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Movies:

a few from the top of my head have to be the gladiatior-the patriot-forrest gump-sin city-road trip-ladder 49 .but i basiccally would watch anything thats intresting ,yes even some chick flicks are good.

Television:

sports and anything else that might catch my attention.

Books:

anything that might make me pick it up and read it.

Heroes:

family and close friends

My Blog

things that bite you right on the ass

well guys people all have done stupid shit before they regret or they have some incriminating photos. well i have one of those that i knew one day was going to come back and bite me in the ass. a few ...
Posted by The Juan and Only on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

Bulletins

As you might know that my good buddy tom has the bright idea to add the bulletin option on your profile. yes tom had a great idea when he made this, that it would be used for important info that your ...
Posted by The Juan and Only on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:43:00 PST

Ahh shit

sorry for my excitement i just found out how to work this trash. now i can add somthing of content in here like poems,short storys,movie reviews, fishing report,whatever comes to my head. so disregard...
Posted by The Juan and Only on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:13:00 PST