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Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth

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About Me

DO NOT ADD ME UNLESS YOU MESSAGE ME FIRST BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE A MORBIDLY OBESE UGLY BALD PEDOPHILE WITH A 2 INCH PENIS WHO HAS SYPHILLIS AND WILL NOT ADD YOU.
k, thanx. I'm random and live my life through spontaneity. I don't much appreciate the idea of routine, just not my flava, koolaid yo! It also helps that I have no shame whatsoever; embarrassment is en emotion I am completely devoid of. I'm perpetually bored but I'm very easily amused/entertained. I like art, but am not an art snob. Music is my passion, I listen to music like I breathe air. I love talking about nothing but hate having pointless conversations. I'm as honest as they come, too honest at times, brutally honest even. I love to cuddle and I love attention from boys. I'm very open minded but my stubburnness sometimes can get misconstrued for closed mindedness. I'm an aggressive person, but I get quite defensive if boys are too "thirsty" around me. When I feel threatened I will put up a barrier of sarcasm and a sharp tongue. But through this tough-girl exterior, I am a sweetheart. I'm a sucker for boys who are sensitive sweethearts and who can make me laugh. I laugh at everything and when I do my entire body shakes. I laugh when I'm sad, angry, aggravated, nervous, because I figure life is just way too short for anything else.I also laugh a lot because I find things funny that most people find "immature" or inappropriate. I hate it when people put soysauce on white rice. I love it when people play with my hair. I love the Food and Style Network. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart, even if my cynical more realistic side tends to show first. I quote movies and tv shows randomly when I can't think of anything appropriate to say. I like the cold more than I like the hot, even though I complain about being both too hot and too cold. I'm a very appreciative person, and I think I say "thank you" way too much for the littlest things. I don't eat the crust off of ANYTHING; I'll pick the outer layer of crust off of hamburger and hotdog buns. I flirt without even thinking I do, I get jealous, but I try to hide that as best I can. I think penises are ugly. I think vaginas are ugly. I love porn. I love sex, but don't believe in casual sex. I try to exhibit self control as best I can, but, I don't usually succeed very well. I try not to offend anyone, but if it's about something I strongly believe in, I don't give a fuck. I would rather buy a bum on the street a full 8 course meal than give him a quarter. I don't drink pop, and i hate it when people say "soda". If you wanna chat it up my Aim sn is Punani Ink. I also like cool people! Mean people and people who add me and don't intend to talk to me suck. The end.

My Interests

    tattoos and piercings guitar and bass skateboarding and snowboarding concert-a-holic music and adrenaline rushes shopping, but being poor college student has hindered that pasttime of mine love to D.A.N.C.E. the Bears, Chicago Fire, the White Sox boys who speak to me in foreign languages.

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, or someone fun and able to hold a good and intelligible conversation...either way, I'm sure there'd be some sort of probing going down.

Music:

From Punk (Bad Brains) to 1950s Jazz (Etta James) to Ska(mighty mighty bosstones), from Psychobilly (nekromantix) to Electro (Daft Punk) to Classic Rock (Journey), from Metal (Mastadon) to Hip Hop (Dead Prez) to Trip Hop (Massive Attack), from Indie (Minus the Bear) to House (Cajmere) to Instrumentals (Clint Mansell), from Latin (Salsa) to Disney songs (The Little Mermaid) to Industrial (NIN). Eclectic is all I can really say about my music tastes.

Movies:

  • High Fidelity
  • Sin City *mmm..carnage*
  • PI
  • Memento
  • Requiem for a Dream (The Soundtrack's awesomely awesome too)
  • Donnie Darko
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Big Fish
  • Amelie
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Spirited Away
  • Batman Returns
  • Mad Max 3: Beyond the Thunderdome
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Eternal Sunshine
  • Trainspotting
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Clockwork Orange
  • DISNEY movies
  • Boondock Saints
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Ghost World
  • Office Space
  • Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Beetlejuice
  • ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!
  • Anything by Kevin Smith.

  • Television:

    Family Guy House Scrubs The Simpsons Futurama What Not to Wear The Colbert Report Old school Saturday morning cartoons Inuyasha, AND what?!

    Books:

    Most works by:

  • Chuck Palahniuk Christophre Moore Ernest Hemingway Carl Sandburg
  • David Sedaris
  • Dean Koontz
  • Edgar Allan Poe
  • Dave Eggers
  • JD Salinger. I will one day marry Holden Caulfield
  • Jack Kerouac
  • Franz Kafka
  • Gabriel García Márquez
  • William Faulkner
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald


  • Specific Books:
  • Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
  • The Stranger - Albert Kamus
  • The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Milan Kundera
  • 10 Little Indians, And Then There Were None - Agatha Christie
  • Blood and Chocolate - Annette Curtis Klause

    And I also like comic books/graphic novels, yes I am a dork, what can I say.

    Heroes:

    Your mom.

    My Blog

    random thought number 348093284308032802820

    I wished I were fat. Not just hey I’m 10 pounds over my Body mass Index kind of fat...more like, HEY I can fit into these pants! Wait, these aren’t pants, these are ten parachutes tied tog...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

    This is mostly for me, and a little for you

    I know we don’t talk anymore, and I don’t really think I’m as sad as I should be. I’m not even sure I’m sad at all, to be honest. I’m more "over it" than anyth...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:28:00 PST

    One Day I’ll Fly Away...

    I really want to go somewhere. Anywhere I haven't been to yet.Anywhere I have been to, but have yet to have more memorable adventures at.Anywhere that isn't here.The same old place.The same old p...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:01:00 PST

    That went by, so may this

    Everything in life seems like it lasts for a brief moment. It's just another experience to be had and stored in your memory until you have one of those nostalgic nights where you reminisce about all t...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:19:00 PST

    terseness = awesomeness.

    I feel that people aren't honest with me all the time. And that sucks.
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:34:00 PST

    Yes Virginia, there is no god

    For the past few days, religion has been blatantly shoved in my face in hopes that they might catch another naive minion and enslave me in their ridiculous dogmas and foo foo beliefs. To be honest, I...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:31:00 PST

    Varying Degrees of Temperature

    "When you burn with a bright and strong flame, the candle will burn out quicker" One of the only things my mother has said that has ever rung true. "If you get too hot too quickly, you will go cold ju...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:15:00 PST

    Robots Anonymous

    Why do I always allow myself to feel before I think? Constantly streaming emotions before logic has always been a flaw of mine, one that I could never really fix, one that's been an abhorrant nuisance...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

    This is the sound of settling [edit:longest blog post evar]

    After a long winded heated debate, lots of Knob Creek and Coke, and great companionship, I had a quasi-epiphany.People settle. They will abide by the ideology that their worth is comprised of their fl...
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:49:00 PST

    Void.

    I'm not the victim or the victor.I'm just floating by on an empty cloud.No "poor darling"s or words of praise.Just tell me things will be okay.
    Posted by Mo-Bot Shall Control the Earth on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST