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About Me

Hmm, Im a pretty simple person. I like simple things, simple-minded people, simple fuck-ups, and simple stupid people who make the world go 'round. I hate long walks on the sidewalk, I'd rather walk on hot lava while singing about simple fuck-ups. Ya know, I like to sing really loud in the shower while heavily drunk. I've done that, recently. It was quite the song!! Kleenex boxes, muddy shoes, my best friendses HUGENORMIOUS boobs, stupid drivers, fast drivers, slow drivers, drivers on their fuckin phones, loud music, really strong drinks, gross beers, funny lookin people, people with annoying laughs, & people with fake flowers in their damn bugs. I like unicorns, migets, very tall people, train wrecks, traffic, watching my dog poop, smurfs, torks, strippers, charlie brown, and I occasionally go to the dark side.Online Now Status Icons

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My Interests

I like long rainy walks on the beach, rainbows, spiders, clowns, hairy guys, satan worshippers, animals with 3 legs, crazy people, candy, alcohol, gum on the bottom of my shoe, chocolate in my hair, smurfs, snorks, teenage mutant ninja turtels, ninjas, mutants, scary movies, the smoke up my ass, stupid drivers, the taste of salt water, seaweed between my toes, sand in my mouth, the light in my eyes, loud concerts, moshpits, bandjo music, you get the fuckin point.

I'd like to meet:


You scored as Machinegun. Machinegun isn't very good as personal sidearm - too heavy, too clumsy, too loud. But you don't care. Okay, it's your choise...

Shotgun


100%

Machinegun


100%

Sniper Rifle


94%

SMG


94%

Assault Rifle


94%

Pistol


81%

Revolver


69%
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Music:

All sorts of music...some I can stand and some I can't stand. If it's got a good beat I'll listen to it. Some bands or people I like are: bloodhound gang , gorillaz, blink 182, my chemical romance, metallica, pantera, disturbed, 311 ,eminem, kelly clarkson, korn, a perfect circle, cold, the streets (its a british band,) kanye west, NIN, deftones, reskel flats, leann womack, garth brooks, alan jackson, george jones, george straight, clint black, jo dee messina, aerosmith, goo goo dolls, ll cool j, david banner, usher (some), lynard skynard, head east, red hot chilli peppers, crossfade, marilyn manson, rob zombie, static x, tupac shakur, 8 Ball & MJG, dr. dre, chevelle,no doubt. If I think of any more, Ill add it on......

Movies:

I grew up on Freddy Krugar so I obviously like horrors. Since I love to laugh comdies are my favorite. You can't forget that life is all about the drama, so why not watch the drama too.HORRORS: Amityville Horror (new & old,) all of Freddy Krugars movies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (new & old,) House of a 1000 Corpses,...I've seen so many I can't just choose some. COMDIES: Super Troopers, Old School, Aqua Teen Hungar Force (its a cartoon,) Napleon Dynimite, Madagascar, Anchor Man, Bruce Almighty,...once again there's tons more... And for drama, I can't pick one or a few in this case...OH, can't forget the porn!!!
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Books:

I'm not much of a reader, but when I do read, I like to read books...HAHAHAHA

Heroes:

I guess I would have to say...my mom. She's been through hell and back, lived in hell, and hell and back again. She's a strong woman for everything she's been through and I love her very much. We have an awesome relationship, but we have our ups and downs too. Dont get me wrong, I love my dad too. Tyra Banks-shes an awesome supermodel. Shes so beautiful, intelligent, honest, funny, helpful and very well respected. I look up to her!!