"Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin. 'The movie will begin in five moments' the mindless voice announced. 'All those unseated will await the next show.' We filed slowly, languidly into the hall. The auditorium was vast and silent. As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued. 'The program for this evening is not new. You've seen this entertainment through and through. You've seen your birth, your life and death you might recall all of the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?'"
The audience on the those canned laugh tracks that they use on TV. I would never bomb with them. We would love each other, and it would be oh so good.
Lil Nutsack Featuring Dewey Cox, Infant Sorrow, Banjo and Sullivan, Autobahn, Punching Pilate, Everyone Gets Laid, Sonic Death Monkey a.k.a. Kathleen Turner Overdrive a.k.a. Barry Jive and His Uptown Five, Billy Mack, The Kinky Wizards, Hey That's My Bike, Wyld Stallions, The Lone Rangers, The Barbusters, Mozart's Ghost, The Pussycats, Sex As A Weapon, Suburban Funk, The Ultimate Losers, Rock Toxin, Johnny Squares...
Amigos Amigos Amigos, Home For Purim, Coming Home In A Bodybag, Log Jammin', Coffins From Hell, Beach Nuts, Forrest Humps, Maximum Extreme 2, Snowball In Hell, Primary Urges, To Serve And Protect, The Brock Landers Series
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Mrs. Rachel Troubowitz, Evelyn Draper, Caroline Fortis, Marie DeSalle, Brian Fantana, Mike Honcho, Mary Rose Foster, David Garver, Sara Deever, Corey Taft a.k.a. Jo Jo, Keyser Soze, River Tam, The Coke Badger, Chazz Reinhold, Kinky Kelly, Pillow Pants, One-Eyed Willie, Nick Chapman, Trip McNeely, Frankie Wilde...